Wurpess: *out of breath* Sorry I'm late! Couldn't decide who to vote for. They're all so sexy.

*to Haruhi, Seras and Headhunter* Are you sure I can't vote for all 4?
Haruhi/Seras/Headhunter: NO!
Wurpess: *Sigh* Ok.

My votes:
Lelouch
Link
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Ok, campaigning. *To Mao and Kurz* What you got?
Mao: Well, since everyone else has the yaoi/shounen-ai going on, I guess I might as well bring this out of my personal collection. Sousuke might be completely straight, but sometimes I have to wonder about this bozo. *points to Kurz*
Kurz: Now when have I given anyone any reason to doubt my sexuality?
Mao: Last year's Tuatha de Danaan Christmas part? *clicks pic*
Kurz: Well that's obviously fake.
Mao: Are you so sure?
Kurz: Anyone who knows me knows I'm a ladies man. I'd never kiss a dude, much less Sousuke. No offense.
Sousuke: None taken.
Mao: Might I remind you that you had an awful lot to drink that night.
Kurz: There's still no way that happened. Tell her Sousuke.
Sousuke: As much as I might like for that to have never happened, I'm afraid it did. And I thank you, SGM, for dredging up that awful memory.
Kurz:

*To Azumanga girls, particularly Sakaki* I'm not gay. Really! I love the ladies!
Mao: Stop trying to pick up underage girls, you pervert!

Anyway, restoring Sousuke's hetero-ness.
Kurz: What about mine?
Mao: Who cares about you?!
Wurpess: So, some of the other contestants posted genderbending and crossdressing/trap type pics. Are there any like that of Sousuke?
Mao:

You're kidding, right? He's way too masculine for that. If anyone did a genderbent version of him, it would probably be like GI Jane, or something. Although. . .*rummages through trunk* There is this one crossdressing pic from Kyoko. Apparently she and Mizuki dressed him up.
Sousuke: No, please don't show that photo.
Mao: Here it is! *looks at photo* O.o Um. . *hands photo to wurpess*
Linkified for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, etc
Wurpess: That's not too. . .OH DEAR GOD! MY EYES!!!!
Sousuke: *sigh* Yes, Kyoko and Mizuki thought it would be fun to dress me in womens' clothing, and the results were rather horrific. Now, I've always valued my masculinity, but this whole contest has gotten me a bit confused. Apparently my heterosexuality was considered a liability. So in this case, is my inability to crossdress a good or a bad thing.
Wurpess: Both. It shows that you are indeed a masculine manly man, but in the world of anime fandom, many, particularly fangirls, seem to prefer the more effeminate types, like that would make good traps.
Sousuke: I see.
Mao: Well, so he can't crossdress. But he can cosplay. Particularly if you find the right character for him.
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Wurpess: Oh, nice! Anyway, we should probably wrap this up. Remember:
