Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent

[Immorrel]

Immorrel: *backstage with Louise* Well I guess we should get up and present your talents, Louise.
Louise: I think you are right, but you better not do what you did last year.
Immorrel: Hey, I was just showing everyone all the extraordinary talents you possess.
Louise: While you may think that, I am still an aristocrat and there are some things that people don't need to know about.
Immorrel: Ok, fine. we'll play by your rules. I'll go talk to Chad so he can announce you.

*Immorrel walks out to the announcers table*

Immorrel: *talking quietly* Ok guys, I've been told that I've got to "play nice", so I'm going to need a little help. *Huddles up with C&C with the occasional evil chuckle* Think you guys can handle that?
C&C: *nod with evil grins*
Immorrel: *speaking normally* Hey Chad, I think Louise is ready to do her portion of the talent contest.
Chad: Well in that case, without further ado, Louise.
Louise: *walks up on stage and bows* Thank you, Chad. I think my first talent I'll demonstrate is my magic. *Pulls out a book and prepares a spell*



*and then...*



Louise: *cough, cough* I don't understand, I'd been practicing all year for this.
Immorrel: It's alright, Louise. You are still studying, so these things can happen. Here's a picture of you doing some of that studying.



Immorrel: Though I'm not quite sure what you're actually studying here.
Louise: *glancing narrowly at Immorrel* And what, pray tell, might you be implying?
Immorrel: *looking everywhere but at Louise* Nothing, nothing at all.

Louise: I happy to hear you say that. Moving on then, I've actually been practicing dance of late.
Immorrel: Oh, I remember some of that. I think I might have some pictures of it.





*Chad and Chuck dive for cover*

wait for it..............













wait for it..............













*Immorrel explodes*

[Immorrel]

Louise: I swear, how do you find these pictures. There isn't any way you should be able to have pictures of this.
Immorrel: I have my sources.
Louise: *thinks for a second, then scowls* Saito, that dog. How could he go spreading such filth.
Chuck: *from behind the announcer's table* Because he's a guy
Immorrel: *trying to redirect Louise's attention before the announcer table explodes* I think I have a few more pictures from your time at school.





Chad: Hey, wait a second. How is that even possible. Louise isn't from Japan? Where did she ever get those close.
Immorrel: Apparently Saito has his sources, or is better with Photoshop than I give him credit.
Chuck: Photoshop?
Immorrel: Don't ask.

Louise: *with a dangerous look in her eye* Are you gentlemen quite done? *Immorrel takes a step away from everyone else* That dog will pay for this when I get home, but for now *Immorrel explodes again and Louise storms off*

Chad *waiting until Louise has left* Thanks for taking one for the team there buddy.
Immorrel: *cough cough* Well I knew you I'd find something to get this show moving eventually. I just needed the right situation. Thanks for the assist.
Chuck: Well you did provide a good motivator.
Immorrel: Indeed, let's move on to some of Louise's other talents. I think we'll start with the old stand by of maid.







Chad: And how exactly do some of those pictures make her a maid.
Immorrel: Well she's in the outfit, so she must be about to do something. How "maidly" that might be is up for debate
Chuck: *drooling* Makes sense to me.
Chad: Fair enough, majority rules. What else you got for us.

[Immorrel]

Immorrel: I think we'll go with the cosplay callgirl dominatrix.
Chuck: Isn't that like three talents?
Chad: Why don't you let the man speak his piece.
Immorrel: Thanks Chad. You are correct Chuck, they could be three talents, but Louise tends to combine them as necessary. Here we have the cosplay callgirl.



Immorrel: And then there's the callgirl dominatrix.



Immorrel: Here's the rather famous dominatrix at work.





Immorrel: And to close up the talent portion we have a little bit of the callgirl.



Chuck: *rubbing his eyes and staring* Honestly, where do you get this stuff?
Immorrel: A man never divulges his sources.
Chuck: You a reporter?
Immorrel: No, but I don't want to lose the source to an unexpected explosion. And on that note, I think it's time for me to be scarce. You guys are on your own when she gets back. *sprints the opposite direction Louise went*

[wurpess]

Wurpess: *sitting on Sousuke with black Speedo in one hand and the other hand trying to undo his pants* Come on! You've gotta wear it! Please! @_@

Sousuke: Miss Wurpess, I do not believe your behavior is appropriate, and it is hindering my ability to fullfill my duty as announcer.

Mao: So, are we going to get on with this, or not?

Wurpess: Huh? Oh right. Talent. Let's do this. *lets Sousuke up* Announce her.

Sousuke: *quickly getting up and away from wurpess* Roger. And now, presenting her talents is SGM Mao!

Mao: Right. Well, first, I'm an Arm Slave pilot.







And next. . .


Kurz: She drinks like a fish!





You'd definitely not want to challenge her to a drinking contest!

Mao: KURZ! What the hell do you think you are doing?!

Kurz: Just trying to help. Geez, sis.

Mao: Well, stop, or I'll kick your ass.

Kurz: Fine, fine.

[wurpess]

Mao: Next, I'm great with disguises.








Wurpess: OOOO! And you can also operate a rocket launcher on a moving vehicle while wearing an evening gown. That's a pretty cool talent!



Mao: Yeah, I guess it is.

Kurz: Well hey, she was also shooting at people and dealing with a pervert at the same time. That takes a lot of skill.



Mao: I had to deal with a couple of perverts that night.

Kurz: What are you talking about?

[wurpess]

Mao: And finally, I've been dealing with the military for a while, so obviously, I'm somewhat decent with guns.






In fact, I've really come to like them.



Sousuke/Kurz/Wurpess: Scary!

Mao: What do you mean I'm scary?



Kurz: Um, nothing. We didn't mean anything. Now I think I have some business with some lovely ladies over there. *runs away*

Mao: GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT! *sigh* Anyway, I think that's it.

Sousuke: Excuse me SGM, but you have also written a training manual. I think that is a worthy talent.



Mao: Um, right: Thanx! Anyway, I'm done. I need a beer.

Wurpess: Well, now that we're done, Sousuke. . .

Sousuke: Um, I just remembered I have some other matters I need to attend to. I appologize. *runs away*

[Ruby-Eye]

Ruby-eye: Hurry, hurry Fate we are late!!!

Fate: What do you mean late? Late for what?

Ruby-eye: The next round of the Ms. Anime Universe contest of course! It’s time to show of your talents!

Fate: Why does this sound so suggestive coming from you…

Ruby-eye: I don’t know what you mean.

Chuck: It seams our next contestant to show her talents will be Ms. Fate T. Harlaown!

Ruby-eye: Anyway Fates first and most obvious talent is her ability to nuke everyone into oblivion…..ahem I mean her magic!

Fate: You seem to confuse me with Nanoha….I don’t “nuke” people!

Ruby-eye: Don’t be so modest, you have at least as much destructive power as Nanoha! Anyway are you ready to show some of your magic skills?

Fate: Okay….Bardich Assault set up!

Bardich: Get set!

Chuck&Chad: Nice!!!

Fate: Lets start with something simple, Photon Lancer!




Fate: Next Haken Saber!




Fate: Jet Zanbar!

[Ruby-Eye]

Fate: Now for my strongest magic.....Overdrive....Shin Sonic Form....Riot Zanber!!!







Ruby-eye: Another of Fates telents is singing....she has such a beautiful voice!

[Ruby-Eye]

Ruby-eye: And even more talents! Even so I would rather call this one a attribute than a talent but Fate is despite her difficult childhood a ideal mother and waifu!!!!!

[Ruby-Eye]

Ruby-eye: For her last talent I will again need the help of our beloved white devil Nanoha and her private collection!

Nanoha: Hello everybody. Fate I´m so Happy that you made it to the next round!

Fate: Nanoha what are you doing here again?

Ruby-eye: Well actually Nanoha is one of the only two peaple who actually know of this talent of you! The other one beeing Hayate who forced you introduced you to this hobby/talent!

Fate: Nanoha knows and Hayate introduced me....you can`t mean-!!!

Ruby-eye: YES it`s of course...COSPLAY!!!!

Ruby-eye: At first a little costume switch!


Ruby-eye: Next FATE/Stay Night!


Ruby-eye: Agito!


Ruby-eye: Cheerleader!


Ruby-eye: Gothic-Lolita!


Ruby-eye: And something borrowed from one of our contenders...moe moe kyun!


Ruby-eye: If this doesn`t get us some votes, than I don`t know what will!

Fate: Nanaoha! why do you always have to show everyone embarrasing pictures of me?

Nanoha: They are not embarrasing! They are CUTE!!!!!!