Mister Anime Universe Swimsuit/Topless Contest

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:30 pm

wurpess wrote:
DivineQueenYeiweh wrote:but dude I didn't read
But like the Miss Anime Universe Contest, it's about fun and fanservice, not about punishing every harmless infraction that can be fixed. Why would we/they want to disqualify perfectly good fanservice if things can be helped? *^_^* (Unless you'd rather leave the contest now, then that's up to you.)

Exactly! :O

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:35 pm

Less talk more *SQUEE*. If you must talk do it in the prelim thread.

SilversLightning · Post by **SilversLightning** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:07 pm

yaoi fanservice? :O

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:07 pm

DivineQueenYeiweh wrote:yaoi fanservice? :O

But, if this goes anything like the Miss Anime Universe, after you post your actual competition post, you can do whatever for campaigning. (Which would mean that you would have to disable it for the original post, but, if things are about the same as the other contest, you could use it later for campaign material. Though that's up to TOHH, since he's running this. ) Anyway, on with the *SQUEE*

Wurpess: *Beams in with a shopping bag* Nothing's going on back at the Miss Anime Universe Contest, so I thought we'd go ahead and do this.

Sousuke: Very well. *gulp* So what will I be wearing?

Wurpess: *Pulls out swim trunks and a hoodie cover-up* This. We're going to do a beach type thing.

Sousuke: *sigh of relief* Very Well. *goes to change*

Wurpess:*Upon Sousuke's return* Ok, let's do this!

*Wurpess pulls Sousuke next to the stage, then pushes a button on the mystical remote. A large and elaborate beach set appears.*

Wurpess: Ok, now go out there and strut you stuff!

Sousuke: I'm afraid I do not understand this order.

Wurpess: *sigh* Just go out there and act natural.

Sousuke: Very well. *runs out into the sand*

Wurpess: *mutters* thank god! Ok, judges, I present to you, the sexy Sousuke Sagara, modeling his beachwear. Doesn't he look fabulous?

Sousuke: So what do I do now?

Wurpess: What do you usually do at the beach that you think the judges would be interested in?

Sousuke: Smash watermelons, I guess.

Wurpess: Ok then. *Puts watermelon on edge of stage as Sousuke prepares. Wurpess spins Sousuke around, then sends him off*

Wurpess: Wait, wat?

*Rifle goes off and watermelon splatters all over everyone, including Seras and Haruhi*

Sousuke: Did I get it?

*Seras, Haruhi, and everyone else for that matter, gives Sousuke the look of death*

Sousuke: *gulp*

That was stupid of me, wasn't it?

Wurpess: *Getting freaked out by the glaring crowd and judges* Ok, I think it's time for us all to go get cleaned up. Let's go! *Pulls Sousuke back to the changing room*

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:35 pm

Sousuke: *Stepping out of the shower* Why are you filming me?

Wurpess: *With camcorder taping live feed to the stage area* It's for the contest, don't worry about it. Now put on your next outfit. I left it over there.

Sousuke: You mean we're not done?

Wurpess: Of course not. Now get dressed!

*Sousuke takes clothes to another room to change*

Wurpess: Perfect! *takes Sousuke out to the stage, where everyone is now much cleaner and happier, and poses him* And now here's Sousuke sporting his sexy soldier boy look.

Sousuke: But this is nowhere near practical military attire. .

Wurpess: Ssshhhh! *Hits remote to raise a small jungle set next to them and poses Sousuke in it.*

Wurpess: And our brave warrior in his element

Sousuke: I actually rarely fight in the jungle. . .

Wurpess: Shush. Now strip.

Sousuke: I beg your pardon!

Wurpess: You heard me, strip.

Sousuke: Here?

Wurpess: *sigh* No, we can go backstage if you're bashful.

*backstage*

Sousuke: Why are you making me do this. It's humiliating

Wurpess: As a soldier, it's your duty to carry out your mission and do what it takes to make sure your mission is a success, correct?

Sousuke: Affirmative

Wurpess: Right now, this contest is your mission. Which means in order for it to be a success, you need to win, correct?

Sousuke: *sigh* Affirmative.

Wurpess: As your sponsor, it is my mission to help you get votes and make sure you do well. And I feel that this would help you get more votes.

Sousuke: But didn't that HeadHunter fellow say that we had to be wearing something?

Wurpess: I didn't mean strip down naked. Just down to your underwear.

Sousuke: I see. *sigh* Very Well. *strips*

Wurpess: *Snaps photo* Ok, let's go.

Sousuke: Why did you just take a photo?

Wurpess:

No reason. *onstage* And now, since this is the male equivalent of the swimsuit/lingerie contest, I give you Sousuke in man-gerie.

*whistles and *SQUEE*s are heard*

Wurpess: And now, because it wouldn't be a shirtless contest with Sousuke without it, I give you the famouse shirtless clip from Episode 8 of Fumoffu! *hits button on remote, and the clip plays on the screen*

Wurpess: *turns to Sousuke* And NOW, we're done. . .for now.

Sousuke: So I can put my clothes on now?

Wurpess: No. . .I mean, sure.

SilversLightning · Post by **SilversLightning** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:28 am

Yeiweh sees topless episodes and adds her own

(let's try this again, I read this time)

Atemu: Don't wanna....
DQY: Why not?
Atemu: you were about to quit.
DQY: I know. sorry about that

Atemu: Hmph (smexy pouty face)
DQY: Don't make me use the 'blackmail' pics!
Atemu: BLACKMAIL PICS?!?!

DQY: I'm actually surprised that 4Chan kept this in the anime. You would think that they would try to mask a shirt on him or something.
Atemu: I'm too sexy to be censored!
DQY: *points* tell that to the judges

Atemu: *gasp* Blasphemy! :O

And actual bathing pics *^_^*

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:47 pm

Outside there was a large crash and explosion. A minute later Hunter walks in through the main doors, looking ragged and as if he just walked through a fire.

Haruhi: Hey, Boss, how was-

Hunter: Shut up. Where is Alucard?

Haruhi: *points backstage* Still in his dressing room, refusing to answer.

Hunter: I'll fix that... *storms backstage*

*backstage*

Seras: *knocking on the door* Master! You must participate! Otherwise you'll be disqualified!

Alucard: I'll kill the one that thinks they can stop me from winning, but I absolutely refuse to participate in this travesty!

Seras: *starts to speak then sees Hunter, backs away and runs back up onstage*

Hunter: Alucard, you have till the count of 3.

Alucard: You don't scare me, human!

Hunter: 3. *pulls out a pistol and shoots the lock off the door, then kicks it open*

Alucard: *sitting there, just finished eating* You said you'd count to 3!

Hunter: *raises the pistol* I lied, now get dressed.

Alucard: *grumbles and reluctantly does so*

Hunter and Alucard both walk out on stage.

Hunter: Now, did you bring the pictures you took while on vacation with Sir Integra?

Alucard: Yes, but there's only one of me.

Hunter: One?

Alucard: One.

Hunter: *shrugs and hits the remote and the picture flashes on screen*

Hunter: That truly is pathetic.

Alucard: Says the one hosting the Mr. Anime Universe contest.

Hunter: *takes his spot at the announcer's desk between Seras and Haruhi* Shut it and get back to your room!

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:51 pm

Lelouch: Code, since when has Alucard been Hunter's bitch?

Code: I'm not sure exactly... But it's funny as hell, that's for sure.

Lelouch: *chuckles* Yes. Yes it is.

u_queen · Post by **u_queen** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:12 pm

Ryuzaki: Wait a minute; you didn't say anything about a swimsuit contest.

u_queen: Of course I did. I wrote the rules on the cake I gave you some days ago

Ryuzaki: Anyway, I won't participate in that.

u_queen: You can't say that

, you told me you wanted to win without caring about the sacrifices.

Ryuzaki: Well, I wasn't meaning to sacrifice myself. I've never used a swimsuit and I wouldn't like to start today.

u_queen: ¬_¬ *turns on the big screen behind her*

Ryuzaki: But...Watari!

Watari: Miss u_queen ask me for a photo of you, I though you looked cute and there wouldn't be any problem, so I gave it to her.

u_queen: Sooooo?

Ryuzaki: All right, but I'm not going to undress in public.

u_queen: Fine! That means we have to spend some time in the preparations ^_^
*walks behind L to backstage*

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:33 pm

Hunter: He became my bitch when I obtained the proper amount of blackmail on him and Sir Integra. Who knows, maybe a few of those pictures will crop up in the competion...

Seras and Haruhi: