BOB: Our next contestant is a little "catty"
CHAD: Is that supposed to be a pun?
BOB: No, I mean she's a cat.
CHAD: Uh... I think there are some rules against that (not to mention a few laws)
BOB: No, No, No... I mean she masquerades as a cat... and a boy...
CHAD: Hate to tell you this, Bob, but I think you're describing Bugs Bunny, there.
BOB: Thankfully, no (though I wouldn't mind seeing her in a bunny suit)... our next contestant is none other than
Bleach's Shihouin Yoruichi, ex Commander of the Soul Reaper Special Ops.
BOB: She's taken the fifth on stating her age, but near as we can tell, several hundred years would be a good estimate.
CHAD: Gotta say, she looks good for her age.
BOB: You got that right, and from what I here, she's quite the contortionist. Man, I bet she shags like -
CHAD: You say a tiger, and I'm going to smack you.
BOB: Well, in either case, this little lady is a true femme fatale: a toned, hard body, great coloring, perfect curves and proportions, and enough power to let her go toe-to-toe with the strongest warriors out there.
CHAD: Sounds like Beyonce meets Wonder Woman.
BOB: More like CATwoman
CHAD: That's it... I'm getting the bat...
BOB: On a side note (and my personal favorite bit of trivia), she's known to have no grievances at all about stripping down to her birthday suit and showin' what her momma gave her! This lady's hot, she knows it, and she's not afraid to show it and prove it!
CHAD: Yes, I'm sure she'll go far... now excuse us while we take a short break so Bob can recover from his concussion.
BOB: Concussion? What the hell're you talking abou-
WHA-BAK!!!
THUMP
CHAD: We'll be right back, folks.
BOB: ... **twitch-twitch** ...
You know what they say: "when life gives you a T-Rex, go ninja-kick it in the head." - Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do
Proud to be a Jenova's Witness - WWSD (What Would Sephiroth Do?)
I like laughter ;DD
