Selling my Kickass AMV System cheap

[outlawed]

I have the following system for sale:

Dual Z80 with Pentium3 500 MhZ on the side (1 Z80 manages the AGP bus and the other manages peripherals.....this helps eliminate unneccesary cpu cycles that would otherwise slow down the pentium3.)
18k L2 Cache (SRAM on the board)
MCA Fibrechannel Raid controller with 1 terabyte drive array
AGP Matrox G400
EISA SMC Token Ring adapter
Miro DC20
20" CGA monitor
82 Key keyboard

Note: This system is a real keeper and was custom built specifically for making butt-kickin' videos. The only reason I'm willing to part with it is because I can only sell plasma so many times a month to keep food on the table. You will have to supply your own ram unless you want to buy my special add-on board I have (took a lot of time to make). My add-on board has 512 MB of ECC Ram which is composed of 1 megabyte 70ns ram chips. Together they form a memory stack (by manually implementing the stack myself I have managed to avoid a lot of those stack overflow errors caused by shoddy programming).

As a bonus I'll give away the real secret to this system's processing power. By foregoing the power supply and hooking up the 3 cpu's directly to line voltage you are able to supply a constant flow of rich chunky volts. As we all know more volts means more power and this will push the processing power up to around 5 GHz. At least for a little bit until you are contacted by your local utility company and the authorities.

Price for the computer $1500 O.B.O. (shipping free)
Price for the addon board is $50. (non-negotiable) (Measures 72"x72" shipping is $150)

Prices valid for TODAY ONLY. Enjoy and DO NOT try to make one of these yourselves. If you are not familiar with computers and/or computer jargon I would highly suggest ignoring this sale.

BTW: This will boot Unicos