I am the new king of the world

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:04 pm

Baggies just reminded me in the the General off topic forum that I rule over everyone.

So yeah, bow before me, ok?

RichLather · Post by **RichLather** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:09 pm

[spike] Not bloody likely. [/spike]

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:23 pm

heh...

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:34 pm

That dude looks like he's nearing 40.

baggies · Post by **baggies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:53 pm

and its a good thing that the blind have those fancy computAr talky things now, seeing how garylisk is obviously one of the nonseeing people, so he can here my completely sterile and nonsarcastic praises to his completely unapparent yet totally arrousing omnipotence

garylisk, kan you're fansy computAAAr mak-chine reed dis cowrectly?
let alone a perfectly seeing human being?

GAY MEN DO NOT MAKE GOOD SEEING EYE DOGS, GARY BUDDY

"they do make good BAGGIE LOVERS! OMG!"
you know you were going to say it

baggies · Post by **baggies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 9:59 pm

why are you blind you ask? i have no idea
NONE
WHERE IS THE IDEA!?
IT IS NOT THERE FOR I HAVE IT NOT I DONT
oh okay

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:03 pm

baggies wrote: garylisk, kan you're fansy computAAAr mak-chine reed dis cowrectly?

Well, I ran the line through a text to speech rpogram. It read it exactly as you typed it, so I guess that would be correctly.

baggies · Post by **baggies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:08 pm

what i meant was the coherency in tact when you heard it because you're nonseeingness requires homosexual androids to tend to you everyday. so sad i have to explain everything to you

still though, why would i say you were blind? this is still the mysterious mystery of the day of mysteries

MYSTERY IS THE WORD OF THE DAY!
YOU WIN A PAGEFUL OF SMILEY FACES!

CLOSE ENOUGH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:15 pm

baggies wrote:....requires homosexual androids to tend to you everyday. so sad i have to explain everything to you

How the hell can androids be homosexual? Well, I guess if they were programmed to be that way... ugh.. I'm so bored, I'm still replying to this damn thread.

baggies · Post by **baggies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:28 pm

hahah, NOW you're too good for the thread YOU created! man, you never hault in amazing me with your MASTERFUL contradictions of SUPREME HYPOCRACY! dont hit me. you have created a being that even the garylisk could not overtake, proving your infallablensnessssss. although, no...wouldnt that make you just plain, not omnipotent? screw it, lets have fun with the scenario. lets say you create a being that you cant overpower. but since you cant overpower it that means you are not omnipotent. BUT, if you cannot create that being, you are not omnipotent once again

hmmmm, DOWN WITH THE KING
sorry buddy, it was either you or...well, the other you. and im going with the other you
LONG LIVE THE OTHER GARYLISK! HE'S SLIGHTLY LESS OF A JACKASS! BUT MORE GAY! IS THIS A GOOD THING! OH WELL!
crap...