Ode to...

[Dvirus101]

Ode to Mrs. Sundelin's Computer

Your case is like an eggshell,
Creamy, white, and gray.
To cause any damage to your beauty
would be a heinous crime.
As we attempt to match up to you,
You smile at our futility.
Humans will never amount to you.

You keep track of the grades without
Any desire for the earthly objects
That we humans hold so dear.
You are above us.
Beyond us.
Your power is incomprehensible,
Even to Cray-2.

Your processor runs at millions of teraflops.
The microprocessors
Buzz with excitement.
You may not be considered the best
By TOP500, but you should still
Be worshiped as a god.
If someone doesn’t think so,
They are not worthy of your excellence.
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That's something I did for school... Well what does everyone think? I know my teacher is retarded for assigning an ode to her computer.... The ode is supposed to flatter the computer because it will soon be randomly changing the seating chart.... Pointless if you ask me, but I'm not the teacher. So yeah any comments and such would be appreciated.