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Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:07 am

Loneliness and desperation get to your sense of decency after so long...
The contest goes as such: Describe.... anything. Who cares, it’s just a satyr of the dating thread. Include all turn-ons/offs. The winner will be chosen depending on the life of the thread and the reactions received.

The rules:
You must be female.
You must be of legal consenting age (18+)
You must weigh less than I do.
You must be willing to tolerate insane actions of sheer randomness (in bed.)
You mustn’t be allergic to latex.
You must however like Wasabi (or be willing to try it (in bed))
You must be willing to try my cooking; no matter how many spoons it may melt/devour.
You are not obligated to call back. In fact I wouldn’t blame you.
You must stay for the complimentary cuddle afterwards
Finally,
Don’t steal my shit!

My turn-ons:
Cool breezes
Hentai
Insanity Wings
Brainy women
Nerdy/geeky women

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:29 am

oh you fucking hore ... i don't want a one night stand! i don't need that bullshit! (j/k ... but i'm serious about one night stands)

You must however like Wasabi (or be willing to try it (in bed))

dude ... that is not right ... infact that would probably be very painful if it's what i think ... but it won't be what i think becaseu you;ll change it to spite me ...

/|\

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:59 am

isn't wasabi just food?!

...

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:12 am

Wasabi is a spicy green paste made from a ground up water root. It is most often used in conjunction with sushi and soy sauce, and like spicy mustard, can have a short, sharp "burn" to it.

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:26 am

fyrtenheimer wrote:isn't wasabi just food?!

...

Japanese horseradish. Very fucking hot. Irritates things like eyes, mouths, noses, throats, stomachs...(you can see where this is goin....why pilk wants to use it in bed is beyond me, if I were him I'd expect pain)

Kakashis Lover · Post by **Kakashis Lover** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:32 am

You mustn’t be allergic to latex

I'm out already

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:23 am

I would of thought you'd of given up by now Mr. Pilkington.

J-0080

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:38 am

Mr Pilkington wrote:Finally,
Don’t steal my shit!

hmmm...i'm out.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:08 am

Mr Pilkington wrote: The rules:
You must be female.

Once again i'm out before i'm even in...

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:23 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote:isn't wasabi just food?!

That, and one hell of a lubricant.

J-0080 wrote:I would of thought you'd of given up by now Mr. Pilkington.

Nope,

persistence is a bitch

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