I'm in a bit of a situation...

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:01 pm

There's these two girls in particular who are both completely obsessed with me. I mean like, their binders for school both have pictures of me that I didn't even know were taken, they talk to me constantly, one of them found out my email some how, and they both constantly drop in when I'm talking to girls I actually am interested in.

How the fuck do I tell them off without destroying them entirely? I can only take so much of it, I don't like stalkers. Its seriously gotten to a point where if I don't do something, I'll destroy them verbally. The last thing I need is a teen suicide at my expense.

Tab. · Post by **Tab.** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:03 pm

WTF the answer is obvious! THEESOME

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:07 pm

Wow! Girls are following you? If they're cute then I envy you.

Anyways, you should talk to them, and then talk about this situation. Try to find out why they like you (and also try to figure out if it's a practical joke). Be honest and sensitive with them, and you should be fine. If the girls react harshly with the truth, then it's THEIR loss.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:11 pm

Neither of them are my type, and neither of them could handle the truth if I told them directly I couldn't give a flying fuck if I never saw them again, even if I said it in a nice way. Where's Mr Oni when I need him most?

BTW: neither of them are up to my standards physically or emotionally. Call me superficial, but it's more than just appearance that turns me away from them.

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:32 pm

You're in school right?

If you're not too uncomfortable try talking to a teacher you get along with and tell them about the situation. Then explain why you'd wish not to have them stalking you and that you don't feel capable of dealing with the situation in a safe manner, (i.e you don't wan't to destroy them). Then have the teacher talk to them. That'll probably work.

After all, you don't want to get into trouble by screaming at them or anything....

Oh well, there's my two cents. Use it if you wish.

Tab. · Post by **Tab.** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:46 pm

Fuck you adam, the answer is threesome. Dr Oni will surely agree.

chaoticstormbringer · Post by **chaoticstormbringer** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:58 pm

Well heres the scenario, get with a girl you like... and if they but in tell your girlfriend that they are stalking you for some apparent reason and beg her to help you get rid of them. Then kick back grab the munchies and soda, relax and watch the cat fight.

Actually in truth I'm a cold hearted person at some stage so if I have a stalker that I don't like I would straight out tell them something like this.
"Look, lay off! I don't know why the hell you are hanging around me but I'll be the decider on what I want. What I don't want is you two butting into my own social life."

Hey it might damage them but really they have to learn to get over it and theres not really any other way. Its a cruel harsh world out there dude, and if you don't learn that sometimes you have to let go of good nature... you'll never survive.

Also remember, there are no friends in business, everyone will try to fuck you over eventually.

ciao

oh as for the threesome... go to hell dude, i'm sure you can have a hundredsome or something

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:10 pm

Tab. wrote:Fuck you adam, the answer is threesome. Dr Oni will surely agree.

Yeah, short/tall, thin/fat, pretty/ugly, stable/crazy, it don't matter. They're half his age. He would deffinently say threesome.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:02 pm

My suggestion: Be alert of your surroundings, especially when walking alone at night.

And buy a taser. The strongest you can get.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:11 pm

Being raped by a woman doesn't sound so bad....at least, it doesn't in porn.