Who WOULDN'T want to date me?

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:38 pm

I'm irrepressibly cute, mature, sophisticated, multitalented, well-educated, Charming, (arrogant)

suave, graceful (clumsy as hell) 8) tactful, blunt, brutally honest, harsh, cold, calculating, indecisive

, Mellow, laid-back party guy, superior woodsman (got lost once while drunk).

I have no biases at all (I hate fat people and/or stupid people) and am a generally good guy.

I'm poor, (yet humble)

Studying for my Network Plus and A+ computer certifications, (attention gold diggers!) and believe in having as much fun as I possibly can.

I don't drink to excess, and I'm a social smoker.

I'm the perfect man.

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:46 pm

You had me until smoker

J-0080.

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:48 pm

Ditto...LOL

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:02 pm

i wouldn't

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:11 pm

Smoking killed it. So sad. I will now stomp on your heart.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:17 pm

You dont seem perfect to me. Although I think the smoking part is fine. Whats everyones problem with cigarettes.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:19 pm

Smoking is prohibited inside the house. However, if anyone insists on indulging in this horrible, disgusting and revulting habit, you may do so outside or in the basement area we lovingly call... The Dungeon

-R.F.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 7:41 pm

Veldrin wrote:You dont seem perfect to me. Although I think the smoking part is fine. Whats everyones problem with cigarettes.

They kill you. Slowly.

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:10 pm

Veldrin wrote:

You dont seem perfect to me. Although I think the smoking part is fine. Whats everyones problem with cigarettes.

They make you (well me) hack and cough and my eyes water... and I've lost far too many people to lung cancer...but i won't go into all the other disgusting things they do to you....

That's one habit I shall never pick up.

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:24 pm

Hey,

And think of all the anime DVDs you could buy with all the money saved on cigarette packs.

J-0080.