The official “Win a date with Mr. Pilkington” thread.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 11:39 pm

The contest goes as such: Describe your ideal first date, as you would like to go on with me. Include all turn-ons/offs. The winner will be chosen depending on the life of the thread and the reactions received.

The rules:
You must be female.
You must be of legal consenting age (18+)
You must be intelligent, but maturity is optional
You must be willing to tolerate insane actions of sheer randomness.
You mustn’t be allergic to fish or shellfish.
You must however like Wasabi (or be willing to try it)
You must be willing to try my cooking; no matter how many spoons it may melt/devour.
You are not obligated to call back. In fact I wouldn’t blame you.
You must keep me (during out date) from doing life threatening acts of stupidity. “Hey lets go get plotzed and water-ski behind strangers boats!”
You do not have to like or tolerate Dave’ Insanity. But you do have to accept fact that I do, and avidly.
Finally,
Don’t steal my shit!

My turn-ons:
Cool breezes
Hentai
Insanity Wings
Brainy women
Nerdy/geeky women

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:02 am

Mr Pilkington wrote:The contest goes as such: Describe your ideal first date, as you would like to go on with me. Include all turn-ons/offs. The winner will be chosen depending on the life of the thread and the reactions received.

who hoo! this'll be easy ...us men are so easy to please ...

Mr Pilkington wrote: The rules:
You must be female.

AH fuckle ... what a rip off

Mr Pilkington wrote: You must be of legal consenting age (18+)

ha i got you there! i'm almost 19 bitch!

Mr Pilkington wrote: You must be intelligent, but maturity is optional

i can be both most of the time.

Mr Pilkington wrote: You must be willing to tolerate insane actions of sheer randomness.

no ... you must bewilling to tollerate insane acts of randomness

Mr Pilkington wrote: You mustn’t be allergic to fish or shellfish.

ha got you beat there too!

Mr Pilkington wrote: You must however like Wasabi (or be willing to try it)

if it's with sushi i'm your man if it' snot, .. well i'm still your man ... just don't try to get me to snort it ....

Mr Pilkington wrote: You must be willing to try my cooking; no matter how many spoons it may melt/devour.

only if your willing to try my gummy bear pancakes the next morning ... hey i risk my life on your cooking then you can risk yours on mine!

Mr Pilkington wrote: You are not obligated to call back. In fact I wouldn’t blame you.

why call if i'm lying right next to you?

Mr Pilkington wrote: You must keep me (during out date) from doing life threatening acts of stupidity. “Hey lets go get plotzed and water-ski behind strangers boats!”

ah fuck ... how did you know that was my favorite past time ...

Mr Pilkington wrote: You do not have to like or tolerate Dave’ Insanity. But you do have to accept fact that I do, and avidly.

is dave a friend of yours? maybe some one would like to try sharing the wealth for once?

Mr Pilkington wrote: Finally,
Don’t steal my shit!

thats it? Fuck i thought it was going to be something like no sex before lunch, and mandatory sex ater 2 o'clock tea ... man you ahve low standards ...

Mr Pilkington wrote: My turn-ons:
Cool breezes
Hentai
Insanity Wings
Brainy women
Nerdy/geeky women

.. thats it ... what about hand cuffs, leather nad horse whips?

note: i'mnot gay ... i'm just fucking with you ... wait asec ... taht would qualify me to be gay ... NO! what ahve i done no don't hit submit ... AHHHH! shit what have i done!

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:14 pm

It's been 24 hours and the results are not looking promising. I am not amending the rules! (Yet.) Especially not number one. God not number one.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:26 pm

I'm your man.... Wait it said I female only. Fuckle.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:12 pm

Uh... Almost the entire AIM chat room thinks I'm female, does that count?

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:50 pm

Uuuummmmm..... no.

But (saddly enough) you are in the lead. Why do I feel this thread won't end well at all?

StreetFuryX · Post by **StreetFuryX** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:30 pm

Sorry, but I don't qualify (17). I guess I shouldn't have posted, but I felt pity.

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:35 pm

I qualify (19 and female) but not interested. Just felt like stomping on your heart a bit.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:35 pm

Satomi wrote:Just felt like stomping on your heart a bit.

and i bet you did a pretty good job too ... OH! look at that ... he's a gusher! step on it again!

awww ... come on ... you have no idea how interesting a date with me could be ... actualy i don't even know how interesting adate with me would be ... so it would be somethign new for both of us

but serioulsy ... you can try going for a double date like a good deal of us do all the time. hell, give righty and lefty a call, i'm sure they won't mind.

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J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:50 pm

Hey,

Propyro wrote: but serioulsy ... you can try going for a double date like a good deal of us do all the time. hell, give righty and lefty a call, i'm sure they won't mind.

/|\

Your sexual refrences offend me, as a concerned parent I feel it is my right, NAY my civil duty to demand from Phade that your posts be given a rating of PG-14 so that younger fourm browsers will not be subjuected to this.

If my demands are not met I would be forced to take seek legal action against the Cartoon network......errr AnimeMusicVideos.org.

J-0080.

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