Yesterday, I got the keys to my very first apartment, and got some of my friends to help me move many boxes of useless shit from my parents' house to my new apartment. I'm so cool. I have a beanbag chair, a lava lamp, four blacklights, and one of those ball things with the lightning that goes from the thing in the center to the outside and the lightning follows your fingers when you touch it. I'm so much cooler than you. Each blacklight came with a bunch of glow-in-the-dark stars with sticky bottoms. We pasted those suckers all over the ceiling, and many stars have already been named: Betty Bigjugs, Maurice the Omnipotent, Martha Stewart, and Crazy Ivan, who is stuck to one blade of the overhead fan so he spins around in circles when you turn the fan on. Don't you wish you could be as cool as me? That night, I celebrated my new freedom by watching the movie Risky Business, starring Tom Cruise, with my friends, one of whom is an overprotected christian who had to shield his eyes during the raunchy sex scenes. My refrigerator now has two gallons of milk, probably twice that much Sunny Delight, two 12-packs of Pepsi, enough Ice Cream to last for several years, and many bags of grapes and carrots and meat and other foods with actual nutritional value. I'm the coolest guy ever. Today, I will finish packing and moving the rest of my stuff. I should be getting digital cable on the third, and I'm woking on the phones and internet access. Tommyrude is 26 and still lives with his parents. I put one blacklight in the living room, one in the kitchet, one in my bedroom, and one in the so-called dining room, which is actually just the part of the living room that the kitchen is next to. Transformers are all sorts of cool and different colors under blacklights. Today, I got 10% farther in the Sonic campaign in Sonic Adventure 1 because I had help from a friend who played Tails. I really need a bigger TV, my frickin' laptop has a bigger screen than that. My laptop is so cool. I'm going to be using it a lot more for video editing now, and I'll probably use it right next to the air conditioner, 'cause goddamn it is hot in the bay area right now. Don't you wish your laptop was as cool as mine? My tap water tastes good.
(note: although my "I'm so cool" comments are jokes, this is really happening. And Tommyrude really is a 26-year-old who still lives with his parents)
I moved out of my parents' house yesterday! I'm so cool!
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the Black Monarch
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I moved out of my parents' house yesterday! I'm so cool!
Ask me about my secret stash of videos that can't be found anywhere anymore.
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Re: I moved out of my parents' house yesterday! I'm so cool!
and my dad is a 41 year old who still lives with his parents ... but then again i live with them too .. .so it's not quite something to laugh at ... plus my grand parents give me money when i need it so ha ... no wait ... yea never mind ... ha.the Black Monarch wrote: (note: although my "I'm so cool" comments are jokes, this is really happening. And Tommyrude really is a 26-year-old who still lives with his parents)
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