Gimped

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:26 pm

Just as I was getting out of the car, (THAT I WAS DRIVING) to have lunch with my dad something rather unexpected happened. I slammed the dorr on my thumb. But I felt no pain, we we drove home while I bled on my pants, and now here I am with about 100ml less blood.

I just Hope I don't need stiches.

Anyways how have you recently done a stupid thing and gimmped yourself. Physically or mentally, both are acceptable.

AKH257 · Post by **AKH257** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:32 pm

well that must have happened to me 2 twice. and it was in the same year too.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:40 pm

I got hit in the face.....with a flying crawfish....during dinner.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:20 pm

R-A-N-M-A wrote:Anyways how have you recently done a stupid thing and gimmped yourself. Physically or mentally, both are acceptable.

I decided to act Canadian for a day. I was shaking on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably, within hours.

Then I decided to act Mexican. That was fun until the tequila worms set up permanent residence in my system

. Mariachi music 24/7, god damn it.

So then I decided to try being a Brit. I ended up staring at the walls and getting really constipated. It was dull.

And finally I decided to try to be Irish. The alcohol and corned beef and potatoes was great, and I thought I had it made in the shade, but then I was molestered by a Catholic priest. He got me pregnant

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And that was my day

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Roke · Post by **Roke** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:59 pm

I am exhausted both mentally AND physically! My scanner doesn't work, I have tennis practice from 3:30-6:00 EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK, I have Tae Kwon Do at 7:00 tuesday, thursday, and sometimes friday, the cafeteria won't serve anything but ass in sandwich form, and my arm is getting pains from the stress, so I can't draw anything for the GFX contest.

I'M HAVING A GREAT DAY TODAY.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:02 pm

Do you have to dress pretty for tennis practice? Because that could make it all worth it.

But that sounds pretty lousy.

AKH257 · Post by **AKH257** » Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:12 pm

[quote="kthulhu"]

I decided to act Canadian for a day. I was shaking on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably, within hours.

Then I decided to act Mexican. That was fun until the tequila worms set up permanent residence in my system

. Mariachi music 24/7, god damn it.

So then I decided to try being a Brit. I ended up staring at the walls and getting really constipated. It was dull.

And finally I decided to try to be Irish. The alcohol and corned beef and potatoes was great, and I thought I had it made in the shade, but then I was molestered by a Catholic priest. He got me pregnant

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im glad im not anyof those kind of people. and for a while i those british imperialists had it made.

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:05 am

I decided to act america, but before I got very far, I was drafted.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:18 am

BURN. Even though that's about a month away, you dummy!

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:20 am

:O

Someone's boil is bursting

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