The official “Win a date with Mr. Pilkington” thread.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:56 pm

Propyro wrote:like when i surfed with the aliens who had that mandatory sex after lunch rule ...

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Sounds like good times

Good Times...

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:10 pm

not really ... we were surfing on these flying surf boards and we got hit by a cross wind, and all fell into a giant tub of popcorn, and one of them shouted lunch time, so we ate some popcorn. Then another one said "sex time", and i was like "OMG WTF?" and he said it's a rule on their planet, no sex before lunch and mandatory sex after lunch, so i was like ... "ummm ok" and walked a way ... then a giant bird grabbed me by the ass and dropped me on this island inhabited by a bunch of pygmy canables, and one of them bit my knee, so i kicked him in the head and started yelling and they all started worshiping me. Then that bird came back but he didn't pick my up this time, he just shit in my eye.

and that was what i did last thrusday ... how about you?

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madmag9999 · Post by **madmag9999** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:14 pm

hmmmmm sounds like u have a very vivid imagination Propyro either that or your totaly fucking insane

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 4:25 pm

take a little of collum a, and a little of collum b, and BAM!

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Kakashis Lover · Post by **Kakashis Lover** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 11:10 pm

hehehe

Pilk's got groupies ^_^

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 8:47 am

Propyro wrote:not really ... we were surfing on these flying surf boards and we got hit by a cross wind, and all fell into a giant tub of popcorn, and one of them shouted lunch time, so we ate some popcorn. Then another one said "sex time", and i was like "OMG WTF?" and he said it's a rule on their planet, no sex before lunch and mandatory sex after lunch, so i was like ... "ummm ok" and walked a way ... then a giant bird grabbed me by the ass and dropped me on this island inhabited by a bunch of pygmy canables, and one of them bit my knee, so i kicked him in the head and started yelling and they all started worshiping me. Then that bird came back but he didn't pick my up this time, he just shit in my eye.

and that was what i did last thrusday ... how about you?

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Hung out with mates saw a movie ate popcorn rather than falling in it, u know usual stuff.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 8:56 am

lucky you ... i still have marks on my ass from that bird picking me up ...

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Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 7:25 pm

gee this thread died pretty nicely ...

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*/cast necro revive*

i will seriously enter that swimsuit contest ... once my sister gets her computer back i can upload pictures again ... i did make a promise ...

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El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 8:10 pm

STAB

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 8:36 pm

LMAO ...

thats the best ... but i will ... on monday my sisters supposed to be getting her computer back and you guys get a double shot ... me ina swim suit and me with my fucked up tan line ... so ... fun tymz ahead.

... stab ... he he he ...

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