The perfect gurl or guy friend ...

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 8:18 am

i only s3xx0r teh females...

so i guess i should add to: mine girls that arent afraid of a fat guy that looks angry and has a mowhawk....

mexicanjunior · Post by **mexicanjunior** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:14 pm

el_farlo wrote:

i only s3xx0r teh females...

so i guess i should add to: mine girls that arent afraid of a fat guy that looks angry and has a mowhawk....

Man, you look pretty mean in your profile pic Farlo...

*waits for it*

LightningCountX · Post by **LightningCountX** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:47 pm

Jonathan02us wrote:
LightningCountX wrote:the perfect woman for me? hmmm, someone who isnt a idiot like the others ive had. someone who doesn't keep things from me and cheat on me. A woman that doesnt find what i do boring(amv's, graphics, building computers, etc)a women that doesnt act like a 2 year old, and last but not least, a non sarcastic woman. That is my dream girl, too bad none of them exist

Hey dont say that, they do exist... like my last posting said... its a long journy but we gotta make it to the end and then it will be all good...

eh, well i gave up on my fucking journey since my last gf...i dont care about women anymore

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:06 pm

IF YOU WANNA TOUCH HER, ASK! (Shania Twain)

Let me let you in on a secret
How to treat a woman right
If you're lookin' for a place in her heart
It ain't gonna happen overnight

First, you gotta learn to listen
To understand her deepest thoughts
She needs to know you can be friends
Before she'll give you all she's got

[Bridge:]
If you start from the heart
You'll see love is gonna play its part

[Chorus 1:]
If you wanna get to know her
Really get inside her mind
If you wanna move in closer
Take it slow, yeah, take your time
You must start from the heart, and then
If you wanna touch her
Really wanna touch her
If you wanna touch her, ask!

A little physical attraction
Romantic, old-fashioned charm
And a lot of love and tenderness
Is gonna get you into her arms

[Repeat bridge]

[Repeat chorus 1]

[Repeat verse 1]

[Chorus 2:]
If you wanna get to know her
Really get inside her mind
If you wanna move in closer
Take it slow, yeah, take your time

[Chorus 3:]
If you wanna get to know her
Really get inside her mind
If you wanna move in closer
Take it slow, yeah, take your time
You must start from the heart
You'll see love is gonna play its part, and then
If you wanna touch her
Really wanna touch her
If you wanna touch her, ask!

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:14 pm

[Verse 1]
And when I have some words
This is the way I’ll sing
Through a distortion box
To make them menacing, yeah.

[Chorus 1:]
Then, I’m gonna have to write a chorus
We’re gonna need to have a chorus
And this would seem to be as good as any other place
To sing it till I’m blue in the face,

[Verse 2]
And for a second verse
Of terse economy
I’ll brew another pot
Of ambiguity, yeah

[Repeat chorus 1]
[Repeat chorus 1 again]

Happy with what you have to be happy with
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with what you have
Happy with what you have to be happy with
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with what you have
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with

[Chorus 3:]
Then, I guess we’ll repeat the chorus
We’re gonna repeat the chorus
I guess we’ll repeat the chorus
We’re gonna repeat the chorus
Then, I guess we’ll repeat the chorus
We’re gonna repeat the chorus
I guess we’ll repeat the chorus
We’re gonna repeat the chorus (Ha ha ha)

Happy with what you have to be happy with
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with what you have
Happy with what you have to be happy with
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with what you have
You have to be happy with what you have
To be happy with

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:17 pm

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:22 pm

Actual song.
(c) KC 2002

Back on topic, the perfect girlfriend?

Ah.

That's difficult. Someone capable of tolerating my weirdness whilst actually not being weird in a similar way herself. I know this may sound egotistical, but it's hard enough dealing with my own weirdness...

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:51 pm

Okay, here's the list:

Requirements:

•Female of 20-22 years of age (no exceptions)
•MUST BE AN ATHEIST (No Christians, Catholics, Mormons, or other members of the "Frosted Flake" family will be tolerated, which includes Branch Dividians and Methodists)
•Must NOT support Communism, Socialism, Fascism, Nazism (sorry to disappoint all those liberal pussies who thought I was leaning that way),the French, Canadians, French Canadians, Germans, Chinese, British, liberals, etc.
•Can withstand disturbing, anti-social, gun-related humor
•Can withstand bizarre, Neo-Reaganite political views
•Must NOT lie to me, under any circumstances
•Comfortable around firearms of any kind (assault rifles/carbines, handguns, lever-action rifles)
•Does not use drugs, smoke, or drink
•Still a virgin (I don't like sluts)
•Follows ALL TRAFFIC LAWS (I don't like people who speed, pass on the right, or don't use their turn signals)
•Doesn't get all touchy-feely in public (I don't like holding hands, hugging, or other physical representations of affection in front of other people)

Preferences:

•Enjoys classic GM A-body cars (Olds 442, Pontiac GTO, Chevy Chevelle SS, Buick Skylark, and Chevy El Camino/GMC Spirit)

•Finds Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood films entertaining (The "Death Wish" movies, the "Dirty Harry" movies, "Unforgiven", "Heartbreak Ridge", "Death Hunt", "The Mechanic", "High Plains Drifter", etc)

•Doesn't like crowds

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:57 pm

Toecutter wrote:Okay, here's the list:

Requirements:

•Female of 20-22 years of age (no exceptions)
•MUST BE AN ATHEIST (No Christians, Catholics, Mormons, or other members of the "Frosted Flake" family will be tolerated, which includes Branch Dividians and Methodists)
•Must NOT support Communism, Socialism, Fascism, Nazism (sorry to disappoint all those liberal pussies who thought I was leaning that way),the French, Canadians, French Canadians, Germans, Chinese, British, liberals, etc.
•Can withstand disturbing, anti-social, gun-related humor
•Can withstand bizarre, Neo-Reaganite political views
•Must NOT lie to me, under any circumstances
•Comfortable around firearms of any kind (assault rifles/carbines, handguns, lever-action rifles)
•Does not use drugs, smoke, or drink
•Still a virgin (I don't like sluts)
•Follows ALL TRAFFIC LAWS (I don't like people who speed, pass on the right, or don't use their turn signals)
•Doesn't get all touchy-feely in public (I don't like holding hands, hugging, or other physical representations of affection in front of other people)

Preferences:

•Enjoys classic GM A-body cars (Olds 442, Pontiac GTO, Chevy Chevelle SS, Buick Skylark, and Chevy El Camino/GMC Spirit)

•Finds Charles Bronson and Clint Eastwood films entertaining (The "Death Wish" movies, the "Dirty Harry" movies, "Unforgiven", "Heartbreak Ridge", "Death Hunt", "The Mechanic", "High Plains Drifter", etc)

•Doesn't like crowds

So, basically, you want you, only female?

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:32 pm

So, basically, you want you, only female?

Not an exact match of me. My father and I are about 90-98% identical in our expressions, thinking, and even our facial gestures. I'm as close as natural childbirth can get to cloning my father, and all we do is fight, or try to stay on neutral ground.

I've tried interacting with females who were complete opposites of myself, and if I had known what was coming, I would've gladly played Russian Roulette with a SPAS-12. Opposites do attract, but fights due to differing political views aren't worth it.

What I'm looking for is more of tomboy. She doesn't show anything off, and prefers men's t-shirts and jeans over all that overpriced, form-fitting crap. What makes her attractive is her personality. She doesn't act like a cute ditzy blone, like so many girls try to pull off to get guys. Instead, she would genuinely converse with me.

Most of all, this female would always tell me the truth, no matter how rough things got. Granted, I'd expect she wouldn't want to talk about personal stuff, but she would clearly say "I don't want to talk about it", rather than make up excuses or lie.

That's what I'm looking for, Savia. My list I posted before is a set of specifications to help cross-reference the search. However, the general personality is not reflected by the list. Someone can have the same political views as myself, but vary greatly in their personality, because there are always multiple ways to reach the same conclusion.