The official “Win a date with Mr. Pilkington” thread.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:00 am

Or I could just cry in the corner about what could have been and write angsty poetry instead.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:29 am

if you want i could send my sioster to help you out with that ... since apparantly thats all she's been doing ... i mean hell ... if you sit there for three hours writing in a journal chanting "I hate you, i hate you , i hate you, i hate you ..." what the hell else could she be doing? But any ways yea ... if i do that she'll problaby drive you to hang yourself

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)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:21 pm

I dont get it: is Mr. Pilkington gay or not?

cuz if he is....

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:47 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:
The rules:
You must be female.
You must be of legal consenting age (18+)
You must be intelligent, but maturity is optional
You must be willing to tolerate insane actions of sheer randomness.
You mustn’t be allergic to fish or shellfish.
You must however like Wasabi (or be willing to try it)
You must be willing to try my cooking; no matter how many spoons it may melt/devour.
You are not obligated to call back. In fact I wouldn’t blame you.
You must keep me (during out date) from doing life threatening acts of stupidity. “Hey lets go get plotzed and water-ski behind strangers boats!”
You do not have to like or tolerate Dave’ Insanity. But you do have to accept fact that I do, and avidly.
Finally,
Don’t steal my shit!

My turn-ons:
Cool breezes
Hentai
Insanity Wings
Brainy women
Nerdy/geeky women

I sort of doubt it.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:57 pm

I WILL win that date.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:54 pm

Roke and Propyro, on the other hand.....

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:08 pm

El Banana wrote:Roke and Propyro, on the other hand.....

no comment ... ohh stawp tat ... i said no comment ...

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Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:10 pm

El Banana wrote:Roke and Propyro, on the other hand.....

actualy roke hasn't been pushing this joke as far as i have ... unless you've been PMing ppl ...

But it's mostly been me playing the part of the whoring forum pervert.

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GebStar · Post by **GebStar** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:40 pm

Propyro wrote:
El Banana wrote:Roke and Propyro, on the other hand.....
actualy roke hasn't been pushing this joke as far as i have ... unless you've been PMing ppl ...

But it's mostly been me playing the part of the whoring forum pervert.

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Lol you mean GAY Whoring forum pervert

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:41 pm

well, if either lose, Roke and Propyro can go out on a date together.

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