Here I am again...Kill me (if you can)

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:50 pm

Moonlight Shadow wrote:hey Ktulhu you haven't retired after all

Damn right I didn't. I'm rather upset that you would believe that rock fondling quack

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Farmboybob wrote:kthulhu, that hurt me. It really did.

Oh, pshaw.

Wait, how did it hurt you?

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:52 pm

kthulhu wrote:Damn right I didn't. I'm rather upset that you would believe that rock fondling quack

It's all about the credentials. 8)

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:56 pm

kthulhu's link wrote:limp biscuit
"limp biz-cut"
Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.

I read that and was sickened to no end.
I don't hate you or anything like that, but if I dream about that, I will kill you.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:59 pm

Oh BOO-FUCKING-HOO.

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition

The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away

Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood!

Yeah, you go and do that ^ !

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:02 pm

That's it. You are Cut Off, Kthulhu.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:10 pm

Cut off from what?

And don't you have better things to do than cut me off, like fondle YET more rocks? I hear there's a nice batch of thundereggs behind your house...

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EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:16 pm

I don't fondle them. I just keep them warm in my pockets.

And Wyoming doesn't have thundereggs that I've ever been able to find. Isn't that an Oregon thing?

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:21 pm

They better damn well be.

Fucking people from other states, taking our rocks.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:22 pm

kthulhu wrote:Someone say...<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ">randy</a>?

LMAO ... thats the best ... limp biscuit ... oh god ... reminds me of those 9 kids who pretend to own the forest in my friends neibgorhood ... little punks ...

/fin

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:24 pm

Oh...Thundereggs are Oregon's State Rock...
I understand why you might reference to them now....