WHAT DID MY COUSIN TELL YOU KHAYOTIC!!

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 9:59 pm

That bastard! I've been after him for weeks for sticking a pineapple in the exaust pipe of my car.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:02 pm

Roke wrote:Hey Lyrs, I think the cat with the fiddle just keyed your car.

too bad i don't have a car

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:18 pm

Hey KHAYOTIK!! YOU HAVE OFFICALLY BEEN OWNED!! BY ME NONE THE LESS!!

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:24 pm

On the contrary bitch, you gave me a handjob.

8)

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:18 pm

Over the internet.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:56 pm

Hell yeah over the internet, and he was abnormally good at what he does.

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:28 am

so this is love.

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:30 am

this is live from new york, ITS FRATURDAY NIGH!

imadude · Post by **imadude** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:32 am

Yo Dude you so nasty, you know you nasty
Man you so nasty, you know you nasty, yo Dude you nasty

Scabs and bubble gum, peanut butter on ya toe nail
Flickin' boogers in ya ginger-ail
Get's my chain, bust ya in the face
Then wipe my butt, so now it's kinda itchay!
Drink doosh bags like wine coolas!
And throw gang signs for all the old schoolas!
I stuck an AK in a hoodrat booty
'Cause I found out she was a groopie!
If I blow ass, you gonna know fast
All y'all gone' need a fuckin' gas mask
I'm the yellow shit underneith ya armpit
And when I talk, that's fine, 'cause I spit
I'm like clay, wet, smelly and gray
I wore the same clothes forever and a day
Now you can hate me and try to say I'm trashy
And if you go & ask somebody, they'll tell ya that i'm
nasty, that I'm nasty!

You nasty Dude, you nasty
You nasty Dude, you nasty
You nasty Dude, you nasty
You nasty, nasty, you nasty, nasty x2

I'll use anybody's dirty rubber, after them
I aint payin' shit and time's costin'
Mo money, and not enough veel
Word to ya neden, I'm just tellin' the deal
I suck the pus out my own pimples
And spit it on yo ass and fill up the dimples
I'm the lint, in ya belly button
Fuzzy like Moe, aint that somethin'?
I like to fuck chickens, then 'que'em
Barbeque sauce on my balls just for screwin'em
I go swimmin', in a port-a-potty
And have shit and piss, on my face and body
I like to party, with my pants off
When my dick gets hard, smack it and it goes soft
I'll suck the blood, out a Tampon
I'm nasty as the mother fuckin' ground that I stand on
*Anybody Killa*"Only if you standing in a pile of shit!"

Chorus

I stay funky like a doo chip, I wipe
Snot on your bed spread, lil' sister pussy lip
I got mice sleepin' in the holes in my back
I tried to evict'em, they said fuck that!
Dirt under fingernails, wounds don't heal
Skrimp on my double burger, value meal
Take home some hookers, with no teeth
But still got lips and loopy ass cheeks
I'm the melted ice cream covered in ants
Got dried blood and guts on my favorite black pants
This one freeky bitch, tried to piss on me
So I sit on her, so that she can see
that killas don't swing like that
So open the neden real wide, and I stuffed in a rat
Why you think all the hoodrats ask me
Dude why the fuck is you so damn nasty?

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:59 am

How could i? i was just typing what my nextdoor neighbor was telling me. Shes bout forty years old. she laughed her ass off.!