10 reasons why I'm the best person ever

[MrScribble]

Well, i can at least say Dutch food is pretty good.

/end

You obviously haven't tried my eggs.

Well, your eggs aren't in teh "classic dutch cook books," right?

/end

I didn't know you could read Dutch.

[Lyrs]

They do have translated Dutch cook books, you know, don't you?

/end

[EarthCurrent]

Is the Dutch Oven Really Dutch?
Or was it an invention of Dutch Immigrants once in the U.S.?

[MrScribble]

They do have translated Dutch cook books, you know, don't you?

If they're translated they're no longer Dutch. I have consulted my ancient ancestors with the help of my magical eight-ball.

/end

YOU LIE!!!

[MrScribble]

Is the Dutch Oven Really Dutch?
Or was it an invention of Dutch Immigrants once in the U.S.?

If my dad let's me in the house I usually just use the microwave, so I wouldn't know. I mostly live in our backyard.

[pyro_256]

1.) I'm Dutch, Dutch people kick ass by default

why is this?

6.)If you put salts into water, you raise the potential water temperature above 100 degrees celsius. They will taste like shit though.

salt lowers the boiling temperature of water, it doesn't "raise it's potential temperature". and salt doesn't make anything taste bad.

[MrScribble]

1.) I'm Dutch, Dutch people kick ass by default

why is this?

Why, because noone hates the Dutch offcourse! The Dutch are known for having nothing but good traits! There is no crime in our country because everytime something elligal is causing problems, we legalise it!
Also, the Dutch invented the compact disc and Kazaa. To products that changed and will continue to change the fate of the Earth as we know it.

6.)If you put salts into water, you raise the potential water temperature above 100 degrees celsius. They will taste like shit though.

salt lowers the boiling temperature of water, it doesn't "raise it's potential temperature"

But it works! And that's the beauty of it! Embrace the truth and take no heed of those silly physics rules invented by a bunch of mad men.

. and salt doesn't make anything taste bad.

I wonder what made the dog throw up then. O_o

[EarthCurrent]

Why, because noone hates the Dutch offcourse!

"There are two things I hate in life: people who are
intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch"

[MrScribble]

Why, because noone hates the Dutch offcourse!

"There are two things I hate in life: people who are
intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch"

YES! But do you actually know that Michael Meyers chose the villain to be Dutch because noone hates them? He said so in the making off Austin Powers 3. 8)

[KhayotiK]

"There are two things I hate in life: people who are
intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch"

Am I the only one who saw the joke?