pixtures of my cat :|

theocide · Post by **theocide** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:29 am

yeah and that cat knows the secret to longevity. it's been around 40 years longer than i have making it 58.

Eilleen · Post by **Eilleen** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:07 pm

theocide wrote:my kitty:

"Mittens"

*shudders* In eighth grade science class I sat in the back row in front of the shelves, and there was one of those fucking things RIGHT BEHIND ME! It was above the pig embryo. *shudders again*

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:16 pm

At least you didnt have an odd guy that sat in the back of your class that actually used to take bites out of the stuff you were dissecting. Oh so gross and oh so sloppy were the sounds comming from that man. >___<

Eilleen · Post by **Eilleen** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:32 pm

Please tell me you're kidding.

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:43 pm

On many things i kid, but this is one of those i kid not. @_@

Eilleen · Post by **Eilleen** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:51 pm

God, that is disgusting...

How about this one: There was this guy in my class who sat a couple desks away from me and, well, he was kind of "slow". (He should have been in special ed, but his mom wouldn't allow it.) He was caught jerking off during class after he actually tried to wipe his hand on the guy who sat beside him.

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:59 pm

You see, that's EXACTLY why i couldn't stand american public schools. >___<
*Puts up a little white flag* You win, i can't think of anything worse than that.

Eilleen · Post by **Eilleen** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:04 pm

*grabs little white flag* Yay! I win.

It's just as well too, because that's the worst school related story I have.

(...And by the way, I'm Canadian not American.)

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:10 pm

My sincerest apologies. ~Bows a little~

Yeah yeah, you win, but i'll get you and your little bong too!...Wait...that's not right... >___<