How to ruin your own AMV webserver.

DJ_Izumi · Post by **DJ_Izumi** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:18 am

Step 1: Poorly configure your firewall.
Step 2: Select the wrong gateway.
Step 3: Don't realize that anything is wrong for 48 hours, due to the fact that you access the server from the local internal network, thus making all operation seem fine.
Step 4: Tell anyone who encounters problems downloading, that the server is obviously maxed, because you're using an IIS server.
Step 5: Finally realize you havn't had more then 6mb of outgoing traffic in two days, and that you can't even make direct connections for ICQ, MSN, or the likes.
Step 6: Realize you foly, and your own stupidity.
Step 7: Feel STUPIDER as you attempt to correct the problem.

Other potential titles for this post:
"Hey! My server is back up! Sorry.

"
or
"Wow, I guess I am blonde!"

Izumi's blondeness:

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:21 am

yup, I'd say he has all the steps down right.

DJ_Izumi · Post by **DJ_Izumi** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:22 am

"He"? |:

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:23 am

WAIT! You forgot the part where you spill beer and say the router barfed.

NicholasDWolfwood · Post by **NicholasDWolfwood** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:24 am

Izumi is a she, Cat, you fucking retard. If you couldn't tell by the picture, you're a fucking retard.

DJ_Izumi · Post by **DJ_Izumi** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:24 am

The anger... o_____O;;;

NicholasDWolfwood · Post by **NicholasDWolfwood** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:28 am

Correction.

Tab (Flame him, not me if I'm wrong) says that DJ_Izumi is a.....

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trannie. LOL

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:29 am

misspelled, the S on my keyboard needs a good pounding to work.

DJ_Izumi · Post by **DJ_Izumi** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:30 am

It's spelled with a 'Y'. And that's not exactly the best term for it. |:

At least you didn't say anything like "Shemale" or "Futanari" -_-;

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:41 am

what's spelled with a Y?