Enlighten me on Kevin Caldwell

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:24 pm

You also forgot...

Kevin Caldwell is what AD is hiding in his basement

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:28 pm

Kevin Caldwell would put on a white tie and tails and would walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Ian, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes Caldwell had to shoot the maid.

Kalium · Post by **Kalium** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:30 pm

Otohiko wrote:Kevin Caldwell is what AD is hiding in his basement

No, he escaped and turned into Vic, remember?

Castor Troy · Post by **Castor Troy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:34 pm

Kevin Caldwell is also a criminal mastermind in Arkansas.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:39 pm

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

Castor Troy · Post by **Castor Troy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:45 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!

The only flavors he offers are cherry, strawberry, and rhubarb.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:52 pm

He uses a shroud of tourine as a golf towel.
He once ate the bible while water skiing.
He gave a hand-job to a manta ray.

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:02 am

Mr Pilkington wrote:He uses a shroud of tourine as a golf towel.
He once ate the bible while water skiing.
He gave a hand-job to a manta ray.

BILLY BRASKY!!!!!!!!

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:02 am

Jebadia wrote:
Mr Pilkington wrote:He uses a shroud of tourine as a golf towel.
He once ate the bible while water skiing.
He gave a hand-job to a manta ray.
BILLY BRASKY!!!!!!!!

Bill^

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:04 am

Oh yeah he once hunted down and killed every single one of the Banana Splits. They all begged for their lives...accept Fleagal...