Looking for an anime

[Uanime5]

I am looking for the following anime:

1) One where there are a lot of modern day street fights / brawls between young adults (no DBZ type fighting, magic, swords or mecha).

2) One with a man who gets injured after kissing a man, being punched by a cow, drinking something bad, and chasing after a woman with his trousers around his ankles. It would also been good if someone was riding a dog.

3) One with a drunk guy who trying to find a toilet to throw up in (also needs the guy to try (and failing) to climb up the stairs). It would be better if this guy was also a priest.

4) One involving a paedophile, the devil, cutting up people and putting them in pies, a beetle ruining a wedding, a person who gets fat and exploding, an explosion that destroys a house, and a ray gun (all happening to one person, except the ray gun).

5) One with a rich kid, his mother, some boy scouts and homosexuality (hentai is okay).

[Ezmereth Moriquendi]

... i would be very liberal with heavy editing. for number 1, i pictured something like the guys in tenjo tenge or possibly ikkitousen, though i'm just going by what i've seen in amv's, having never actually seen the anime. GOOD LUCK! *sweatdrop*

[wurpess]

Um. . . .wow! um, I'm not sure whether the author of this thread, the writers of the songs or the anime creators need to lay off the crack, but someone should be in rehab.

1) Ranma 1/2 has a lot of normal street fighting between young adults. Not really anything magical.

2) Being liberal with translation and keeping your mind open, again, Ranma would fit.

3)possibly Trigun

4 &5) I have no clue!

[JaddziaDax]

I am looking for the following anime:

1) One where there are a lot of modern day street fights / brawls between young adults (no DBZ type fighting, magic, swords or mecha).

there is a couple scenes in Angel Sanctuary that might fit this

2) One with a man who gets injured after kissing a man, being punched by a cow, drinking something bad, and chasing after a woman with his trousers around his ankles. It would also been good if someone was riding a dog.

does it all have to be the same anime? i cant place the kiss,

but Fruits basket would go good with the cow part,

Green Green might fit the chasing a woman with his pants around his ankles,

and Azumanga Daioh Chio-chan rides the dog atleast once... O.o though there is a rather disturbing bear scene that can be considered "riding" heh *ahem* in Green Green... it depends on how you want to interpret it..

4) One involving a paedophile, the devil, cutting up people and putting them in pies, a beetle ruining a wedding, a person who gets fat and exploding, an explosion that destroys a house, and a ray gun (all happening to one person, except the ray gun).

Pedophile: Azumanga Daioh or Excel Saga...

if you want you can interpret the devil Excel cutting up people Menchi and putting her into a pie... or stew or something...

a person who gets fat and exploding: theres the Evangelion Asuka fat suit episode, you can always make her explode.... or Asuna from Negima whose boobs in one episode inflate till they explode... you can always edit in a house exploding, a good exploding house would be one in Puni Puni Poemy

the beatle no clue

ray gun Excel Saga

5) One with a rich kid, his mother, some boy scouts and homosexuality (hentai is okay).

Kyo Kara Mahou comes to mind O.O

[Willen]

Just use Puni Puni Poemy and call it a day.

And for exploding people, you have to use Fist of the North Star or Dragonball.

btw, this post scares me.

[Uanime5]

btw, this post scares me.

Don't worry each request is for a seperate song.

I might start a MEP with these songs rather than try to make a full version of each songs.