mr. bucket (pumpkin on head), roke (left), and temjin (right) deside to stick their heads together and pull out a pumpkin. and, therefore, stick it atop the bucket's head.
following a series of twisted events, the bucket (wiwiam) is thrown violently down a hill by his arch nemisis, the evil tennisball racket of mandover kentucky. E.T.R.M.K.'s special ability consists of picking up objects by using his legs (the way you should do it, don't want to risk scoliosis) and pushing people with pumpkins on their heads down icey hills. it's a scandel fit for the scandelous!
fortunately enough for william, his pumpkin flew off his head upon the tumble down the hill of tumblageability, making E.T.R.M.K. completely helpless against his attacks. noticing an opening, the bucket charges full force at his nemisis and proceeds to vomit all over the place.
bucket vomiting all over the place.
afterwards, the bucket is forever spent. noticing this, temjin (brian-loves-you) proceeds to use his power of whippage and whips it all over wiwiam's beautiful face. roke is forced to spend life eternal behind temjin's face.
the day will come when we are forced to battle again, but until then, live in peace bucketeers!
BUCKET SALUTE.
At least no "yellow" snow cones were involved, unlike Jackass (they reached a new low with that movie, which is also a high, like the members, as a kite.)
