You know you're an NES Gamer if....

nailz · Post by **nailz** » Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:39 pm

...You know EXACTLY what up up down down left right left right a b a b select select start does, REGUARDLESS of wether or not you owned the game...

...You could get from level 1 to level 8 in super mario brothers within 3 level hops...

...you find yourself playing games now and purposly use the weakest spells and moves to beat enemies, because they've become so .. so.. wussy...

The Non-Professional · Post by **The Non-Professional** » Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:41 pm

you think the ducks in duck huint are tanting you with drugs....

Chef · Post by **Chef** » Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:43 pm

you have nightmares where a brown dog laughs at you endlessly

The Non-Professional · Post by **The Non-Professional** » Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:45 pm

i had to go through 3 months of therapy because of that dog,. *twitches*

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 12:35 am

...you ever actually beat ninja gaiden.

HellBlazer · Post by **HellBlazer** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 12:45 am

omg!! ninja gaiden was impossible!!(to me anyway)

you had to blow your game cartriage a zillion times before the game acutally worked..no to mention using countless "home remedies"(aka pushin the game down and up 20 times before turning the power on)

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 12:47 am

...You knew you could hit the floor pad with your hands instead of running on it.

Zarxrax · Post by **Zarxrax** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:45 am

...you didn't think Monster Party was any weirder than any of the other games...

...you could sit and play crappy games for hours on end, and not even realise that they were crappy...

...you actually knew what that damned robot was supposed to be used for...

nailz · Post by **nailz** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:37 pm

..you owned the power glove... and knew how to program it.

Professional 666 · Post by **Professional 666** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 7:29 pm

...if the movie "The Wizard" excited you, at all.

...if you knew who or what "R.O.B." was (the TRUE FUTURE of videogames dammit!)