- The scores that lie herein pertain to the reviewer, not the viewer, who, despite all their rage, end up just being a rat in a cage -
1.
Down at the correctional facilaty lady, I don't need those crazy people crawling up my ankles anymore, what makes you think that them being here will make me want to, in effect, stay and possibly eat here? No dice. No dice whatsoever. Maybe some ketchup, but that's just because that girl has some huge eyes. I mean, damn.
2.
HOLY JESUS NO CLOSER!
3.
It would be better if I could tell weather or not you're wearing clothes miss. That would certainly make me feel a whole lot better, and perhaps distract me away from that gigantic tick you have festering on your eyebrow.
4.
I'd rather not, seeing as how I'm talking to a purple zombie. Who's staring at me, in it's child-actor face.. must.. see.. sights..
5.
I'm sorry, I don't want to dream. The huge eyes haunt me, you see. They scream at me with their eyelashes and use their skin to GRAB MY ARMS.
6.
..right.
7.
..and pain be heard, and crap be felt, and horrible tastes be smelled? I'd rather not freind, I'd rather not.
8.
For everything else, there's some stupid jackass who's willing to buy all that crap just to make a few AMVs that'll probably end up sucking anyway. Oh yeah, there's that mastercard shit too. Don't get me started on that stuff.
9.
HAMTARO! Cheabootchi NeoDootchi Hesslabatchie HAMTARO! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, nablablablah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.. Make me dinner. I would've stated something along the lines of "What the hell does housework and not wanting to do it have to do with making Anime Music Videos?", but that seemed all too obvious. Seriously though.. what the hell?
10.
Oh stoned zombie, how I love thee. How I want to see your childishly-stoned face on everything I ever see. Why. Why why why why why why why. Why.
11.
..because it's a well known fact that you can eat Anime. ..and music. Not videos though, they're too course. I'm not even sure about that anime crack either, I'm just guessing at this point. My guess is that those huge eyes would keep you from A. actually eating it, and B. ever wanting to eat it. That chicken looks tumoricious!
12.
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I was retarded for a second there. Thank you for shoving that fact deep within my colon! Thanks again! ..which one's the woman?
13.
..into a sharp object and STAB YOU IN THE EYES.
14.
Except of course when it's offline. Which it does do. Quite frequently. Alot. Ohhh, this explains the zombie girl.. thank you advertisement!
Advertisement: You are welcome!
*dancing occurs*
15.
But I just met the new beginning, I don't think I'm ready for this kind of commitment.
16.
Okay.
17.
..and NOW I'm on this confounded ADVERTISEMENT capitalizing EVERY other WORD. I don't LIKE it this WAY.
..why is that guy wearing the universal Ash Catchem hat?
18.
Oh, thank you advertisment!
Advertisement: Fuck you!
..
*dancing occurs*
19.
And someone beat me! And something's stuck in between my HUGE EYES.
20.
I now have a strong loathing for Lay's potato chips. I mean, they were already crap, but this is like salting the slug.
21.
Bacon. ..and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. YOU LIED TO ME ADVERTISEMENT.
Advertisement: I'm sorry!
*dancing does NOT occur*
22.
Incinuating that if you click the above banner you'll be pushed over, shot an unlimited number of times, kissed, and gayly stared at is fun!
23.
Are you going to bend my legs over my ears again? If so, hell YEAH you can lead me.
24.
Life didn't throw them at you, she gave them to you. Besides, you owe life an extra 30 grand for having such HUGE FUCKING EYES.
25.
They're child porn too.
26.
No, me is. HUGE EYES BLASPHAMY.
27.
I've never had a day where someone erased my nose, and if I did I'm sure my wife and kids would beat the ever-loving crap out of me for it.
*waves hand above his head while making a high-pitched 'oooweeeooo' sound*
28.
Well if the experience is bad enough to make the girl cry, I don't really want to watch it.
29.
For.. what, exactly? Huge eyes? I think I've seen better at ohmygodthosearesomebigeyes.sweetjesus.com
30.
I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY HELPING ME ADVERTISEMENT.
31.
MAKE IT STOP!
Advertisement: I CAN'T!
Kamoc and Advertisement: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
32.
Stupid.
33.
Really badly drOOwn breasts. ..and my last shread of dignity.
34.
Yes; why aren't you cleaning the house? *see advertisement #9*
35.
What if they both suck? Really really badly? So badly in fact, that no-one cares who wins, and we're all forced to watch episodes of Street Sharks while playing Hungry Hungry Hippos?
I'm going to stop here, but don't let that fool you; there's alot more crap out there.
