Digitally Remastered (Rant)

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Digitally Remastered (Rant)

Post by DJ_Izumi » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:19 pm

Sorry, I just needed to express my hate.

A wonderfull term exists in our world, 'Digitally Remastered'. When we think of digitally remastered, we imagine a warehouse fill of nerds and artists behind computers, going threw a movie or TV series frame by frame, making it appear absolutly perfect, crips and clean.

We think wrong.

'Digitally Remastered' has absolutly nothing to do with image enhancment, it's about the master copy. Mastering is when we make a master copy to make additional copies of, most anime comes to the US on analog VTR master tapes (While much has gone digital these past years), or even film reels, these are the masters, analog. You transfer this master to a digital medium, and use that digital medium as the master, you have now digitally remastered it. It's easier to work with, but it does nothing to improve the actual quality, other then prevent the master from deteriorating from use, and to make copying and conversion much easier.

Essentially, I can take a 20 year old Beta casette, that has been chewed on by my grandma's cat and stored in the basement, buy a Beta player from a garage sale that that been so abused it sparks when you plug it in, and connect that to a digital capture device using a 50 foot coax RCA composit video came that I made by using splicing an length of TV cable, attaching new ends with tinfoil and electrical tape (I actually made a wire like that. ^.^), and make a 100GB digitized master copy that looks like it was crapped out of a monkeys behind. I ten use this digital master to sell VideoCDs of this 20 year old video of my grandmothers vintage, slightly furry, porn... And it indeed meets all the requirements to be digitally remastered.

I feel better now. :)
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Post by Scintilla » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:02 am

Um, if you transfer the analog master source to digital and make copies off the digital, doesn't the analog source stay the master, and the digital is merely a first-generation copy?...

I always thought "remastered" implied that something had been done to <i>change</i> the master source, or you wouldn't have that "re-" prefix in there...

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong (of course, I'm sure most of the people here wouldn't hesitate to do so anyway).
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Post by DJ_Izumi » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:08 am

Not exactly. A master copy is the copy that you copy from to distribute the media, while the original copy may be the master copy, it dosn't have to be.
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Post by Tab. » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:10 am

So where can I get this grandma porn of yours :| ?
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Post by DJ_Izumi » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:13 am

Destroyed when the sparks from the beta player caught fire. I'm selling a slightly smouldering 1000x900 property lot if anyone is interested BTW. It's right next to Baltic Avenue, close to the railway tracks. :)
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Post by turboneko » Thu Oct 23, 2003 7:58 am

We really missed the ol' good DJ Izumi :lol:
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Post by DJ_Izumi » Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:06 am

Izumi has never left, she just knows that the a-m-v.org comunity is about as enjoyable as a talk show audience, so she lurks. :P
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Post by DJ_Izumi » Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:31 am

I could fallow this rant up with another one where I complain about AMV's encoded to 720x480 rather then 640x480, raging about pixel shapes between PCs and televisions, aspect ratio, and what not... But I think that'd just get a bad reaction. :P
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Post by Lyrs » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:45 am

DJ_Izumi wrote:I could fallow this rant up with another one where I complain about AMV's encoded to 720x480 rather then 640x480, raging about pixel shapes between PCs and televisions, aspect ratio, and what not... But I think that'd just get a bad reaction. :P
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Post by Otohiko » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:48 am

I don't know how it is with grandma porn, but I must admit that 24-bit digital remasters of old music albums are my new god.
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