Phade: an administrator, a man in the woods, but who is he?

billy_wires · Post by **billy_wires** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:33 pm

You may know him as Phade. You may know him as Kris McCormic. But just who is the elusive creator of this wonderfull site? Lets ask those who know him best
*goes to non-exsistant video footage like what is used in E! True Hollywood Story*

So, who is Phade?
*camera focuses on the next person to post*

this is just for fun, not to insult Phade

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:36 pm

http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... hp?t=22256

billy_wires · Post by **billy_wires** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:25 pm

Lyrs wrote:http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... hp?t=22256

Well, ruin my fun why dont you!

Thanks for the link, I didn't do my usual search for the same post before posting. I just wanted to try a humerous approach...

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:40 pm

Hey,

We know he got enough money to finally move out of that van down by the river.

J-0080.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:43 pm

J-0080 wrote:Hey,

We know he got enough money to finally move out of that van down by the river.

J-0080.

so thats where all the donations went ...

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KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:36 pm

Lyrs is such a fucking killjoy.

I love it.

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:46 pm

Ahem...to know who Phade is..I'm copying this biography on Phade that I wrote in a previous topic....

Here's the story..the true story.

In 1958, an experiment to create the ultimate human being using spare parts of the dead aliens found at numberous alien crashes (most of them you'll never know about..so you didn't hear this from me) became success..but only for 3 days, then the speciment died of advanced ageing. Label a failer at the time, the project was closed.

In 1963, the project was reopened by group of scientists who took interest in the project, but the specimens had dissappeared..all but the origional experiment, which layed in chryogenic storage. Using the reminent parts of the specimen, they singled out the origional gene from the alien species, or so they thought. When they tried to recreate what had be previously done, a creature was born, running rampant in the laboratory, though harmless, it did injure 3 of the scientist buy tackling them in a blind rage. This incident was labeled a failure as well..but was later reopened and perfected..to a point..which led to the birth of Terry Tate.

Locked away till the early 1980's, when someone snuck in and snatched the remains of the seemingly doomed experiment. A docter who went by the alias of "Dr. Noalee" took the combined human/alien gene and meshed it with the spare parts of dead otaku to create the sub-breed superbeing. Suddenly seeing his hideous creation he quickly abandoned his creation...leaving it to grow at an advanced rate and wonder from city to city.

Soon the creature grew the realise what he was..and swore revenge on the world..and in 1995, he plotted to bomb the internet....but that didn't really go to well and ended up on a slave camp on the outskirts of Tailand. There he fought his way out through Tai Boxing until he was set free and came back to the states. During his time in Tailand he grew fond of many bootleg dvd's of anime and came to the states to find that his interest in anime wasn't just with him. Soon he discovered AMV's during another attempt to bomb the internet, but due to the countless blows to the head, his origional plan was jumbled with his anime fandom and he ended up at some convention, that of which has not been determined.

There he decided to start from scratch by creating a fansite to lore the unsuspecting editors and amv fans alike into a whirling mind game of power, and to this date his true intensions are still unknown.

As for the alien experiments, little is uncovered on any progression or any know abouts of Dr. Noalee, but rest assured there'll be more Phades...

Phade has no religion other than worshipping himself as he finds himself the highest power on this planet. And all shall come to praise and love him for he is our new god.....

...er...anywho..that's the story...

NME · Post by **NME** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:55 pm

U splld tailand wroerng

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:01 pm

KhayotiK wrote:Lyrs is such a fucking killjoy.

I love it.

I hate you.

milatchi · Post by **milatchi** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:13 am

I'm to lazy to the read that long-ass bullshit story. So I'll just follow the "Van down by the river" idea.