I just lost the game.

nailz · Post by **nailz** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:22 am

The game was conceived one lonely evening, somewhere around 1996 by Jamie Miller, London. It was upon this night that he decided to dedicate his life to annoying Humanity at all cost. The Game is my most successful, and cheapest, method of non-lethal terrorism to date. Up to this year, 2002, he has met people nationally who have been affected by the game. Testimony to the spread of the phenomonae can be gained from Prick, and maybe Muso, if he's told him yet.

It is now your turn to learn about... The Game .

Explanation

You are playing The Game non stop. All through your life, birth to death, you are intrinsically involved. Every human being that has ever lived has participated in The Game . There is no escape. The Game is necessary and inevitable.

The Game

When you have no idea you are playing, you are winning. When, for whatever reason, you realise you are playing (as realisation will frustratingly dawn soon), you lose. And you are in a constant state of loss until you forget again.

Thus, you are ONLY winning the game when you are not concious
of its existence. Ergo, if this makes sense, you have just lost The Game .

Rules

1) You cannot "retire" or "dismiss" The Game . It is inescapable.
2) When you lose the game, ie remember, you MUST tell someone else. No matter the situation; 4am in the morning - text someone; being murdered - scream it out as your last words.
3) The dialogue of admitance must be words to the effect of "Jamie, I just lost The Game ." Exchange "Jamie" for the name of the person you are telling. Translate where necessary.
4) If the person you tell does not understand The Game , you
are honour-bound to explain the rules. Do so.

The Game is bigger than any one Man, Woman or Child. You may try and be smart and say "But what if I choose not to play?", I reply, "You only deceive yourself, can you live knowing God will one day judge you, and point out your inability to play along with The Game ?".

First person to read this...

I JUST LOST THE GAME

Jamie's handy hints

Save a template of "I just lost the game" in your phone, text it as often as possible to REALLY piss people off.

Break into a friends house, and set their screensaver to Rolling Marquee script and write "I just lost the game!", set it for 3 or 4 minute inactivity, and piss them off big time. Set the password on it, too.

Tell as many people as you can, it is my intention to annoy as many people in the world as possible.

Join me in the I.A.M.A.N.U.T.B.A.R today!

"International Association Massed Against Non-lethal Unorganised Terrorist Breaking All Regulations"

SSJVegita0609 · Post by **SSJVegita0609** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:35 am

Damn, I lost that game long ago.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:07 am

I must still be winning, 'cause I have no fucking clue what you're babbling about.

My life is a cosmic joke, not a game. I'm here so the all-knowing, all-powerful superbeing can laugh every now and then.

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:48 pm

Darn, I was winning until this!

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:50 pm

This game sucks, let's play Life instead.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:55 pm

I dont play games, i find them too exhilarating...

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:02 pm

what kind of dumb shit is this. go fuck yourself.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:45 pm

You see? Rachel is still winning.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:08 pm

hell yeah

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:00 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote:what kind of dumb shit is this. go fuck yourself.

i think your sig can.