physics, do we exist or not?

madmag9999 · Post by **madmag9999** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:06 pm

madmag9999: tell me why i dont exist again
DVirus101: coz u can't take up an infinite space
madmag9999: give me the whole forula thing
madmag9999: formula
DVirus101: okay
DVirus101: there are an infinite # of points in a line right?
DVirus101: and an infinite # of lines in a plane
DVirus101: there are also an infinite # of planes in a space
DVirus101: therefore there are an infinite # of points in a space
DVirus101: and since u can't take up infinity, u can't exist
DVirus101: QED
also...
DVirus101:
assume a=b
then ab=a^2=b^2
so ab+(a^2-2ab)= a^2+(a^2-2ab)
simplifying a^2-ab= 2a^2-2ab
factoring 1*(a^2-ab)= 2*(a^2-ab)
therefore 1=2
now find what's wrong with it
DVirus101 was to lazy to post this so i did it for him these are all his little ideas not mine

Jim Hawkings21122 · Post by **Jim Hawkings21122** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:09 pm

Thats trippy shit right there......

Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:12 pm

This is why I dropped Science and Math and took up the finer things like languages and music

Anime Jedi · Post by **Anime Jedi** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:55 pm

You just divided zero out of both sides. -_-

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:59 pm

Very contradictory since a and b could equal zero.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:04 pm

I think the only thing that explains is that farting at the temperature of absolute zero makes no sense as the produced gas' volume would immedeately become zero.

My formula:

Speed of light x Gravity-induced acceleration factor - weight of a domestic chicken / unneccesarily large masses of theoretically fictional planets = centre of the universe = me.

That proves it all.

And yea, you've done the right thing Moonlight Soldier - if maths and sciences don't interest you, be smart and choose a career in humanities, like me 8)

post-it · Post by **post-it** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:09 pm

which would be fine if Factoring were not a Sum instead of Equals!

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:12 pm

assume a=b ok
then ab=a^2=b^2 that's fine
so ab+(a^2-2ab)= a^2+(a^2-2ab) still ok
simplifying a^2-ab= 2a^2-2ab no problem yet
factoring 1*(a^2-ab)= 2*(a^2-ab) kosher isn't a word I would use here because...
therefore 1=2 you made 1*0=2*0 into 1=2, I'm sorry, you get an F for algebra

angelx03 · Post by **angelx03** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:18 pm

jonmartensen wrote:assume a=b ok
then ab=a^2=b^2 that's fine
so ab+(a^2-2ab)= a^2+(a^2-2ab) still ok
simplifying a^2-ab= 2a^2-2ab no problem yet
factoring 1*(a^2-ab)= 2*(a^2-ab) kosher isn't a word I would use here because...
therefore 1=2 you made 1*0=2*0 into 1=2, I'm sorry, you get an F for algebra

I guess no mystery there. That person just forgot that ANYTHING (whether it's a real or imaginary) times 0 is ALWAYS 0.

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:24 pm

I post, therefore I am.