WHERE'S WEST VIRGINIA?!

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:43 pm

A chat between my brother and his friend:

Omd 316 (9:27:26 PM): are u NY
Omd 316 (9:27:27 PM): ?
MyBrother (9:27:32 PM): no but close
MyBrother(9:27:33 PM): lol
Omd 316 (9:27:37 PM): maine ?
MyBrother (9:27:37 PM): bout 2 states down
Omd 316 (9:27:40 PM): o
MyBrother (9:27:41 PM): from ny
Omd 316 (9:27:42 PM): indiana ?
MyBrother(9:27:46 PM): not left, down
MyBrother (9:27:48 PM): =D
Omd 316 (9:27:48 PM): ohio ?
Nicka4U (9:27:55 PM): down-right from ohio
Omd 316 (9:28:03 PM): uhh kentucky ?
MyBrother (9:28:12 PM): right of kentucky
MyBrother (9:28:12 PM): lol
Omd 316 (9:28:16 PM): omg
Omd 316 (9:28:17 PM): lol
MyBrother (9:28:18 PM): lol
Omd 316 (9:28:24 PM): virginia ?
MyBrother(9:28:26 PM): up
MyBrother (9:28:27 PM): loll
Omd 316 (9:28:30 PM): geezz
MyBrother (9:28:33 PM): i was born in virginia
Omd 316 (9:28:34 PM): maryland ?
MyBrother(9:28:37 PM): to the left
Omd 316 (9:28:41 PM): LOL
MyBrother (9:28:41 PM): everyone misses this state
MyBrother (9:28:42 PM): lol
Omd 316 (9:28:53 PM): delaware ?
MyBrother (9:28:55 PM): lmao
MyBrother (9:28:59 PM): west virginia man
Omd 316 (9:29:05 PM): dammitt
Nicka4U (9:29:07 PM): lol
Omd 316 (9:29:08 PM): i was gonna pull out a map
Omd 316 (9:29:11 PM): lol

I don't think I ever remember a time telling someone that I lived in WV and they knew it was a state.

MissaRachel: fuck, i live in WV
JesusChrist: what the hell is that

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:45 pm

I learned where West Virginia was in National Geographic. In between masturbating to the articles about the naked Africa tribespeople and the mating habits of cuttlefish.

moonslayer · Post by **moonslayer** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:16 pm

I'm canadian and I know all 50 states.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:17 pm

gud 4 yuo

Evil Urchin · Post by **Evil Urchin** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:39 pm

I'm a Virginian, and have been through West Virginia, so the day I don't know where it is is the day I get an icepick lobotomy. Not that I particularly enjoy going through WV, or at least certain areas of it. If you live there, you know the areas I mean.....

Nappy · Post by **Nappy** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:52 pm

WHERE'S EAST VIRGINIA!?!

J-0080 · Post by **J-0080** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:55 pm

Nappy wrote:WHERE'S EAST VIRGINIA!?!

South of North-east Maryland duh

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J-0080.

Evil Urchin · Post by **Evil Urchin** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:59 pm

Well, if I had my way there'd be a North Virginia to. Ya see, North VA is the "rich" part, which means that most of our tax dollars go to public works projects everywhere in VA EXCEPT for the Northern section. This creates a paradoxial situation, in which the area where people have to pay the most to live in is in worse repair then the cheaper areas. Yeah yeah, this is a bit off topic, but its 1 am and I'm bored.

Jim Hawkings21122 · Post by **Jim Hawkings21122** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:06 am

so west virginia huh......are you one of those incest babys?

*cough**hick!**cough*

Jebadia · Post by **Jebadia** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:13 am

West Virginia eh? Yeah its within the zone known as the Uncharted Lands, somewere between Ohio and Virginia. They say there be strange folk about. On a clear night you can here them howling at mooners on the highway.

Beware of the land known as B.F.E., where the old magic still be conjured, raising bests like moss men and wompus kitties, and STAY OFF THE RIVERS!! Fouler things dwell there than anywere else...cept for maybe them folks on the eastern panhandle. Steer clear of the cave openings in the hills. The bats there grow to gigantic sizes and shapes, flying with the buttockes lowered as to ensnare you with in they're thick cheeks. I've heard from some people in the deep lands that they don't let go for days. Indeed, a dark world West Virginia is....