Bombibilia: Today on Mastersteak Theature
Bombibilia: I'll shall present a story, of such tragic proportions
Bombibilia: I'll all begins with one night in the land of trans maldun, where Wuwu Kungfusious was agrogating Ana, as we shall all hear more about later, on the fine examples of expropriation
Bombibilia: He then used and wash bowl to drown his pet rat Koopiskation the 3rd, where Sherlock Holmes kindly asked him to wash him..but Wuwu had resently lost his mind due to the constant ass rubbing from his G-string he forgot to remove.
Bombibilia: Suddenly Kramer burst through the door..with a knife burried in his back, confused on why the place wasn't Seinfelds apartment, thus he lay slumped on the floor, his atrotious hair dew only supported by the dead body of the rat.
Bombibilia: Started, Wuwu grew a beard and started to tear all the carpet out of his living room. Ana, standing at only the additional hight her shoes provide her, screamed in a lustful passion, as she witnesses the rat's penis has become erect
Summanaro: o.O
ZeRoSSJ999: LOL
FuzzySlipperGod: entertaining
Summanaro: indeed
Bombibilia: This erection was some defunced result of regamortis. Ana then grabbed the axe, which seemed to have never existed in the room before, but somehow was off camera as she reached for it, snatched it in the air, and started to chop..
Summanaro: chop..
ZeRoSSJ999: umm
FuzzySlipperGod: at the penis
ZeRoSSJ999: im scared
ZeRoSSJ999: i never knew you could play flash games in windows media player..
Bombibilia: ..celery for there was a dinner party later on in the night. Wuwu's beard turned into feathers, for he started to carry mites and other vermine in it.
Summanaro: remember to include a wet noodle whip..
ZeRoSSJ999: o.o
Bombibilia: Mr.Spock had been watching the event's procuriously and said,"Fascinating." Wandering over to Ana, he asked her,"Gimme some sugar, baby". And she...
Bombibilia: ..spanked his groin with the blade of the axe, which kinda resembled Abraham Lincoln. Wuwu saw this act and began whipping the dead bodies with a wet noodle.
pspfarlo has entered the room.
pspfarlo: hey
Summanaro: shh.. steak is telling a story..
Bombibilia: The noodle cracked, and in a matter of moments, Ana was ontop of Wuwu, trying to see if his dictate good. Wuwu then stuffed his beard into her mouth, and her teeth shaved it off like a Mach 3 razor, from Gellhet.
Bombibilia: Suddenly, Mr.Spock arose, and what seemed to be an enlarged penis..was actually the handle of the axe, which was still stuck in his crotch. He ran into the bathroom and was never seen again.
Summanaro: :O
Summanaro: doesn't he owe me money?
FuzzySlipperGod: touching story
Bombibilia: Beardless, Wuwu became enraged and flung himself through a window, which led into the pantry room. Embarrassed that he couldn't succeed into destroying himself properly, he rubbed his naked face against a lamp.
Zerophite OTP has left the room.
Bombibilia: From the lamp emerged the ghostly figure of Tiger Woods. Woods said that he would grant Wuwu 3 wish of Tiger's choosing. Displeased with the situation Wuwu put the lamp into the washing machine.
Bombibilia: Angered by such impudence, Woods granted that Wuwu's left hand would only have two fingers, and so it was done. Woods then wished than Ana become a 9 iron, and thus...she only turned into a putter, oh the humanity.
Summanaro: do you not remember that sai-chan's hand was flushed down a toliet??
Bombibilia: Silence you
Summanaro:
pspfarlo: ...
DevolutionEX has entered the room.
NMEAMV: penis
Summanaro: is the story over!?
Bombibilia: For a last wish, Tiger Woods summoned Woody Allen, and in engaged in a violent thumb wrestling match, which would decide the fate of the world. In fear of destruction, Wuwu grabbed Ana and plunged her...
Summanaro: into..
Summanaro: a..
Dark Ferver has entered the room.
Summanaro: SHUT UP FERVER
Dark Ferver: NO
Dark Ferver: U SHUT UP
Summanaro: steak is telling teh story
of Guelph, Ontario
pspfarlo: just listen
Bombibilia: ..through the base of Woody's skull. Thus only half the world was set on fire. Baffled, Tiger Woods turned into a burlap sack, and thus, had no more hopes in winning another PGA tour.
Dark Ferver: whats this story about?
ZeRoSSJ999: i saw a kenshin commrcical..
Dark Ferver: damn, i gotta take a leak
Summanaro: how sai-chan did something bad..
ZeRoSSJ999: commercial*
Dark Ferver: ohhhhh
Bombibilia: Wuwu then realised what he had done and feed the remains of Ana to the dead rat and zombie Kraimer.
Bombibilia: The End...
time to hoard the chat room again..!!! 
so touching. where was i?
