What the Org REALLY needs....

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:08 am

I won't tell if you don't.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:14 am

Ahh yes, I just remembered - danielwang.

He'll be in charge of coffee. He'll make coffee until he's bleeding it. And he'll be required to write lengthy, detailed reports daily about all coffee transactions and inventory. This will satisfy his penchant for such activities, and more importantly, keep him out of trouble.

/so fucking clever

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:29 am

That being said, I vote that danielwang be on a lower level than myself, you saw my dinner review, I'm better than any coffee making bastard.

Furthermore, I'd like to instruct Yoga in the mornings. I have a hefty amount of Enya and New Age cds to accompany the excercise, along with very hairy legs.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:24 am

Well, see, danielwang would have his own lower position. I mean, he'd make coffee - how much status does that confer?

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:51 am

Good call.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:54 am

Shit, I hate to double post, but there's something the public wants clarification on:

Will the job statuses be apt for change? And what will be the punishment for insanity, which is destined to happen to a few people?

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 7:00 am

I would like a job but first I need to comment on some of the others. Forced labor? Porn restriction? Why must it be. Unless of course you are shooting for a dictatorship (which I don't mind). Anyway I think I should be in charge of the guns.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 7:08 am

For the safety of others I say the guns be locked up with several locks, each member of the committee or whatever carrying a key for one lock. This will keep Oni from snapping when he runs out of porn, or if I run out of taquitos/chicken.

Veldrin · Post by **Veldrin** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:04 am

Well then whats my job? I could always trick people into white washing one of the silo walls all the time. Seriously though I need to feel important, so I need a job.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:05 am

Can you do Yoga?