Phade - Scientologist or not?

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Post by skanks » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:26 pm

Jebadia wrote:Here's the story..the true story.

In 1958, an experiment to create the ultimate human being using spare parts of the dead aliens found at numberous alien crashes (most of them you'll never know about..so you didn't hear this from me) became success..but only for 3 days, then the speciment died of advanced ageing. Label a failer at the time, the project was closed.

In 1963, the project was reopened by group of scientists who took interest in the project, but the specimens had dissappeared..all but the origional experiment, which layed in chryogenic storage. Using the reminent parts of the specimen, they singled out the origional gene from the alien species, or so they thought. When they tried to recreate what had be previously done, a creature was born, running rampant in the laboratory, though harmless, it did injure 3 of the scientist buy tackling them in a blind rage. This incident was labeled a failure as well..but was later reopened and perfected..to a point..which led to the birth of Terry Tate.

Locked away till the early 1980's, when someone snuck in and snatched the remains of the seemingly doomed experiment. A docter who went by the alias of "Dr. Noalee" took the combined human/alien gene and meshed it with the spare parts of dead otaku to create the sub-breed superbeing. Suddenly seeing his hideous creation he quickly abandoned his creation...leaving it to grow at an advanced rate and wonder from city to city.

Soon the creature grew the realise what he was..and swore revenge on the world..and in 1995, he plotted to bomb the internet....but that didn't really go to well and ended up on a slave camp on the outskirts of Tailand. There he fought his way out through Tai Boxing until he was set free and came back to the states. During his time in Tailand he grew fond of many bootleg dvd's of anime and came to the states to find that his interest in anime wasn't just with him. Soon he discovered AMV's during another attempt to bomb the internet, but due to the countless blows to the head, his origional plan was jumbled with his anime fandom and he ended up at some convention, that of which has not been determined.

There he decided to start from scratch by creating a fansite to lore the unsuspecting editors and amv fans alike into a whirling mind game of power, and to this date his true intensions are still unknown.

As for the alien experiments, little is uncovered on any progression or any know abouts of Dr. Noalee, but rest assured there'll be more Phades...

Phade has no religion other than worshipping himself as he finds himself the highest power on this planet. And all shall come to praise and love him for he is our new god.....

...er...anywho..that's the story...

And here I was going for Monica and Bushes's love child.
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Post by Mr Pilkington » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:31 pm

The great lord Nestomocapholease has told me he favors the Phade! Whether he is or not is irrelevant. His orgasms will forever be grand and drawn-out! And his sneezes as pleasurable has his sexlife. So has it been foreseen!

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Post by Jebadia » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:33 pm

You mean Monica and Clinton's love child? Who currently lives in chains in a secret bunker under the Statue of Liberty..
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Post by danielwang » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:35 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:The great lord Nestomocapholease has told me he favors the Phade! Whether he is or not is irrelevant. His orgasms will forever be grand and drawn-out! And his sneezes as pleasurable has his sexlife. So has it been foreseen!
I find sneezes pleasurable o.O

And I don't EVER, EVER, want to have a sexlife. The thought of adrenaline, oxytocin and testosterone in high dosages gives me the creeps. No thanks, I'll have a latte.
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Post by Mr Pilkington » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:43 pm

Jebadia wrote:You mean Monica and Clinton's love child? Who currently lives in chains in a secret bunker under the Statue of Liberty..
By far no! I'm speak only of Nestomocapholease, the great Lord of sneezes and orgasms.

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