1. The fine as hell self defeating anime loving female, I.e. EK from big big truck prod, you know how she draws herself in Failed Experiments? Nuh-uh. "Schwing!" was the first thing that came to mind when I met her at AWA8. These girls are becoming more and more common to the scene.
2. The cosplayer that ate New York. People get me wrong, I don't hate all cosplayers. I hate cosplayers that shouldn't be wearing what they're wearing. There are all sorts of costumes out there, they have to wear the skimpiest. For some People, Skimpy = Good. Not these people. 'Nuff said.
3. The Know-it-All at the con dealer counter or anime/manga section of your local comics shop. He knows what color Lum's panties are in episode 45 of Urusei Yatsura, and he's gonna damn-well tell you if you pick up a tape of it.
4. The closet anime fan. This guy/girl is completely normal, except that he got hooked on anime through "Saturday Anime" on sci-fi or DBZ/CB/Gundam on Cartoon network. He now downloads or purchases all he can, while keeping it as a sort of "side hobby". This person Usually has a Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Significant other, and gets laid, but has a "Dark Secret".

5. The Old-Schooler. Usually has been watching anime for more than 6-8 years, and remembers when your local gamestop _DIDN'T_ carry at least 100 anime dvd's right next to the games. He remembers when it was hard to get tapes, and you had to be connected to your local "network of fans" to get anything other than Akira and Macross. He is somewhat like the grandpa or parent who is always telling you how he had to walk 10 miles in the snow, uphill both ways to get to whatever inane place he had to go.
6. The idiot who has a giant-out-of-regulations sig that takes 20 minutes to load EACH TIME ANYONE ELSE OPENS THE PAGE! Please rectify this Lethel.
