Brain VS Wang

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Nestorath69
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Post by Nestorath69 » Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:10 pm

One time there was this girl who had a crush on me, and even though she had a million dollar body, she had a two cent face and was stupid as all shit to boot. Well, she came over when i was on my computer, and I was naked except for a towel. She asked me for a cigarette (She always did that, she's a stupid fucking mooch) and I told her I'd give her a whole pack of cigarettes if she let me do whatever I wanted to her for a half hour. (I was hoping she could go away, i was playing Heretic on my computer, and it's a good game!)
She didn't go away and in fact agreed to the proposition and I took her cherry and slathered blue bonnet on my dick and fucked her in the butt on my roommates' bed, and when I was about to bust a nut, I pulled out, flipped her over and gave her a mouthful of buttery ass-cock while I blew nut.

She ran into the bathroom to clean up (she was crying, I got some of the nut in her eye) and I hid the smokes and ashe couldn't find em and then i told her I would buy her a pack, then the next week, i moved to Utah and that was a 16 or 17 months ago.


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Post by narcted » Sun Nov 16, 2003 2:06 am

My last name is Wang. So I guess no matter what, it is Wang that decides. :)

When I was in the Coast Guard, and others in the military will agree with me, there are rules regarding relations with others of the opposite sex. This is to maintain a proffesional environment and the chain of command. So officers can't date enlisted, you can't date if your ranks are too far apart, etc. If you break these rules, the charge is called fraternization. I myself have been tempted throughout my short career. Gosh, it's hard considering I didn't have a girlfriend and would like one. Drove me nuts inside sometimes. I just had to be careful not to be TOO nice to them and not treat them different than others in my command. Others I knew were not so strong willed and were brought up on charges when the relation or actual misconduct was discovered. They recieved punishment or in some cases were discharged.

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Post by Flint the Dwarf » Sun Nov 16, 2003 9:19 am

:? <----- condescending and self-righteous disapproval aimed at the topic, implications, author, and participants of this thread and such thought patterns as those that stray to a more perverted and base mindset intended to dissolve our powers of reason and overall capability as human beings
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Post by )v(ajin Koji » Sun Nov 16, 2003 9:36 am

for a long time I though the matter was solved and yet here I go having to say it again...

Where is the lub?
I'm bored and you're dumb. A match made in heaven.
- Kai Stromler to son_goten.
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Post by Feria » Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:43 am

)v(ajin Koji wrote:for a long time I though the matter was solved and yet here I go having to say it again...

Where is the lub?
It went to las vegas
The very thing that I am trying to prove to not exist is the very thing holding me back...

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Post by LindenRathan » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:12 am

Dont degrade this its been productive so far
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Post by Feria » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:34 am

and.... how?
The very thing that I am trying to prove to not exist is the very thing holding me back...

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Post by )v(ajin Koji » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:50 pm

Feria wrote:and.... how?
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Post by LindenRathan » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:46 pm

people are at least posting here thats how
and tell some of your stories or advice to use in certain situations
-The DragonLord Linden Rathan known to mortals as The Knight of Fire-

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Post by samurairyu » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:15 pm

Things have been good these past few weeks. :twisted:

I'd say one of the main things is to first find out what the girl likes. They always have at least one thing that they absolutely love. Find it. Study it. Do not puke(if it isn't to your taste) and then see if you can become almost as obsessed as they are about it. If you can then you may have a good thing goin there.
Think of it as studying for school only instead of getting an A you get some A. :twisted:

(I appologize to all female readers as I am only trying to help, at least he'll try to understand you). :wink:
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