Considering Joining the Military?

[Jonathan02us]

joining the military wow, now thats just plain scarey...i think i'd die...tooo risky...i no alot of ppl joing tho, eh best to all ma military bums!

Simply Lilly

Its a bit scary but then again what to be afraid of, if u kno where u going when u die its a bit more comforting. Not to mention that u become super fit and get to tour the whole world in time for free.

[moonslayer]

First of all, do you know of any positions that would most likely keep you from actual combat?

That's like getting paid for doing nothing. Wait there have been cases of that, so it's possible.

[Otohiko]

First of all, do you know of any positions that would most likely keep you from actual combat?

A prone position behind a very large rock.

[jonmartensen]

First of all, do you know of any positions that would most likely keep you from actual combat?

A prone position behind a very large rock.

Or fetal position.

[kthulhu]

No, prone. A curled up fetal position makes you a "bigger" target that's easier to aim at.

[Lyrs]

First of all, do you know of any positions that would most likely keep you from actual combat?

dead body position

[borpii]

I meant a position in communications or something.
Pack o' wise asses.

[Lyrs]

on your back, your arms above your chest. you can signal that way.

[Flint the Dwarf]

First of all, do you know of any positions that would most likely keep you from actual combat?

dead body position

That is easily the greatest position ever created.

[Chaos Angel]

"Hey, you said you was dead."

"Yes, dead... tired, but I'm much better now, thanks for the lift."