physics, do we exist or not?
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Not really a mistake, he did ask you to find what was wrong with it....jonmartensen wrote:assume a=b ok
then ab=a^2=b^2 that's fine
so ab+(a^2-2ab)= a^2+(a^2-2ab) still ok
simplifying a^2-ab= 2a^2-2ab no problem yet
factoring 1*(a^2-ab)= 2*(a^2-ab) kosher isn't a word I would use here because...
therefore 1=2 you made 1*0=2*0 into 1=2, I'm sorry, you get an F for algebra
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Presently, I'm a Linguistics/TESL major with a History minor, hope that works out as planned.Moonlight Soldier wrote:What are you going into Otohiko?And yea, you've done the right thing Moonlight Soldier - if maths and sciences don't interest you, be smart and choose a career in humanities, like me
After that, I'll try to get an ESL teaching job, hopefully in Japan, if not - Korea, or somewhere in Europe, for a few years.
Further down the road - Linguistics is likely the area I'll pursue in post-Graduate studies. Not sure what specifically.
The Birds are using humanity in order to throw something terrifying at this green pig. And then what happens to us all later, that’s simply not important to them…
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Cool. I'm not sure if this is what you're referring to, but i'm into English Sign Language. Though this could be a completely different ESL....
Though anyways, English/Languages for me, is definately where it's at,
I intend to go for Journalism magazine specification, (hopefully get a job with an anime mag (that would be so cool!!!) like Pro Culture Addicts...so far that's the only one that's Canadian that I know of, and I think it's based out of Montreal, which is awesome because Montreal is an AMAZING city...Anyways moving on...
Though anyways, English/Languages for me, is definately where it's at,
I intend to go for Journalism magazine specification, (hopefully get a job with an anime mag (that would be so cool!!!) like Pro Culture Addicts...so far that's the only one that's Canadian that I know of, and I think it's based out of Montreal, which is awesome because Montreal is an AMAZING city...Anyways moving on...

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ESL = English as Second Language, TESL = Teaching ESL
I considered doing some writing, but, I guess if I get my PhD and land a University job, I'll probably be doing lots of that anyways...
I considered doing some writing, but, I guess if I get my PhD and land a University job, I'll probably be doing lots of that anyways...
The Birds are using humanity in order to throw something terrifying at this green pig. And then what happens to us all later, that’s simply not important to them…
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Oh I see. My brother's friend is over in Japan right now teaching ESL (your ESL). He has a major in accounting and marketting and is over there to make money to go into a law program (can you say full-time student) but he says it's really cool over there and they take really good care of you. He figures he'll stay for an extra half of a year or something.
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Re: physics, do we exist or not?
Thats wrong. First of all, you can't divide by 0, second of all, you don't need to occupy infinite space to exist.madmag9999 wrote:madmag9999: tell me why i dont exist again
DVirus101: coz u can't take up an infinite space
madmag9999: give me the whole forula thing
madmag9999: formula
DVirus101: okay
DVirus101: there are an infinite # of points in a line right?
DVirus101: and an infinite # of lines in a plane
DVirus101: there are also an infinite # of planes in a space
DVirus101: therefore there are an infinite # of points in a space
DVirus101: and since u can't take up infinity, u can't exist
DVirus101: QED
also...
DVirus101:
assume a=b
then ab=a^2=b^2
so ab+(a^2-2ab)= a^2+(a^2-2ab)
simplifying a^2-ab= 2a^2-2ab
factoring 1*(a^2-ab)= 2*(a^2-ab)
therefore 1=2
now find what's wrong with it
DVirus101 was to lazy to post this so i did it for him these are all his little ideas not mine
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Re: physics, do we exist or not?
Gee, I posted that bogus proof about three months ago and noone was even paying attentionmadmag9999 wrote:madmag9999: tell me why i dont exist again
DVirus101: coz u can't take up an infinite space
madmag9999: give me the whole forula thing
madmag9999: formula
DVirus101: okay
DVirus101: there are an infinite # of points in a line right?
DVirus101: and an infinite # of lines in a plane
DVirus101: there are also an infinite # of planes in a space
DVirus101: therefore there are an infinite # of points in a space
DVirus101: and since u can't take up infinity, u can't exist
DVirus101: QED
also...
DVirus101:
assume a=b
then ab=a^2=b^2
so ab+(a^2-2ab)= a^2+(a^2-2ab)
simplifying a^2-ab= 2a^2-2ab
factoring 1*(a^2-ab)= 2*(a^2-ab)
therefore 1=2
now find what's wrong with it
DVirus101 was to lazy to post this so i did it for him these are all his little ideas not mine

Possibly, it was because it was buried in one of the anime sex threads or something equally stupid, and noone would have cared

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