The place to be on a Friday night ...

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:27 pm

TokyoU15 wrote:man, that looks like a shitty job. =/

it is ... i came pretty close to getting some very nasty cuts on my hands ... fucking sharp ass kives ..

Kthulhu wrote:This sheep - it wasn't prefucked before slaughter, right?

wtf? what do i look like, a hick from Alabama? i've got much higher standards then that ... i never settle for any less then a monkies.

jonmartensen wrote:But how can propyro be posting when propyro is so obviously dead?

omg ... shit ... i gotta get back to the funeral home! They'll start to wonder when they see the fridge empty ... thanks for reminding me Jon!

but any ways ... this has been a great week end for dead animals because now i had to cut that fucking sheep up even more. I took the meet i cut yesterday ... or more earlier this morning, and had to cut it into lean speduci sized peices ... i hate that fucking animal.

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Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:14 am

ARG! I can't fucking get the smell of meat out from under my finger nails! i've washed my hands about 90 times, and i've spend about two hours trying to pick the shit out from under my nails but it won't fucking go away! DANM YOU!

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El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:06 pm

Dip your hands in alcohol and set them on fire. That should take care of it.

If you do it quickly enough, you might not be burned.

Deaths_ally · Post by **Deaths_ally** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:13 pm

El Banana wrote:If you do it quickly enough, you might not be burned.

of course the key word there is MIGHT...
I'll give you a 98% chance you WILL be burned..

nah.. do what I do.. use pure detergent.. you know, the same stuff as when you do the dishes by hand..
no water.
then rinse it off..
works for me.. and I handle all sorts of shit like that.. (hey, I work in a kitchen.. what'd you expect?)

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:19 pm

NO DAMMIT! FIRE IS GOOD! I WANT TO SEE HIME SET HIS HANDS ON FIRE!! DAMMNIT!!

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:55 pm

carve your fingernails into some soap.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:56 pm

Use acetone, it will cause very little damage damage (it burns at a very low temperature).

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:15 pm

El Banana wrote:NO DAMMIT! FIRE IS GOOD! I WANT TO SEE HIME SET HIS HANDS ON FIRE!! DAMMNIT!!

been there, done that .. and with gas and varsal too ... maybe i'll get a picture of me burning for you guys ... meh, maybe later. But on both accasions the only victim was my hand and arm hair.

Summanaro wrote:carve your fingernails into some soap.

hmmm thats a pretty good idea ... but i took a snower and something happened and it went away ... now my fingers don't smell like rotting meat anymore ...

jonmartensen wrote:Use acetone, it will cause very little damage damage (it burns at a very low temperature).

ack, acetone ... i had to use that shit to clean abunch of rusted tools ... i think i spent about 5 hours with my hands partialy submerged ... my fingers were pink and sore, and my watch band kinda melted. But no fire was involved.

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jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:23 pm

Yeah, it does kinda disolve most all plastic stuff.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:30 pm

jonmartensen wrote:Yeah, it does kinda disolve most all plastic stuff.

yea ... it was one of those velcro after market bands for a timex expidition ... the rubber part in the stretchy hting that holds the watch melted and my watch sat in a really fucked up way so i put the old band back on ... danm ... wait was it acetone or varsal ... meh i forget ... probalby varsal.

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