The Congratulations Thread...

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:13 am

I once did karate. Stopped a little after I got my white belt. Pretty fucked up. They wouldn't teach me how to rip faces. Maybe that comes later. Everyone there were a bunch of pussies anyways. All of them were afraid to jump when doing jump kicks and shit. The bounced a little and put nothing into it. Then THEY were the faggasax that got higher belts and congradulation, while the ones that actually exerted themselves got told they suck ass and to only sho up for practices, no tournys. I showed them. I set the dojo on fire. Roasted peanuts and weinies.

OmniStrata · Post by **OmniStrata** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 10:31 pm

For the question, been workin' at it for over 7 years...

[ow]

countless bloody noses and such, didn't break any bones...

[almost did twice, NOT pretty...]

One black eye, it's a DAMN good thing most people can control themselves at tournament combat. [either that or I just don't bleed easy, whew]

and what's neat is we truly emphasize dirty/street fighting defense. [if it works, it's good] Ripping faces? Heh, the pressure point located at ur temples can be used to slam someone's head into the ground [if ur hand is big enough that is... ^_^

[SNAKE BIT-O] [Mr. Mido Ban of GB fame has that 200 kg crusher hands of his, I can only do 160

] that's lbs. btw...

Lone Wolf · Post by **Lone Wolf** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:47 am

I congradulate...myself...for finding hosting! I might get some AMVs available later, too.

testing:

Lone Wolf · Post by **Lone Wolf** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:51 am

WOOHOO! IT WORKS! IT'S ALIVE! ALIVE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bow down before me!

(who's your daddy and what does he do?)

rurouni_trelane · Post by **rurouni_trelane** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:29 am

OmniStrata wrote:Not chinese...
it's Shorei Goju...

Okinawan Karate ^_^

dude I used to take Okinawan Karate... I did Kenshin Kan for about 3 months... then I ran out of spare time

MaliceDR · Post by **MaliceDR** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:57 pm

I, ummm, won first place in the Pinewood Derby once when I was in cub scouts. That's all I can think of off hand.