That was my best poker face EVER.

I mean, he didn't know, and apparently the clerk didn't know, so I wasn't offended or anything. Oh well, I appreciate the attempt. Unless it's computer hardware, my dad isn't the best gift purchaser ever, so y'know, at least it wasn't a sweater I'll never wear.
But, now I have a ton of junk on my Amazon wishlist, and people know about it, so I might get gifts of things I want this time around.
