Check out the surgery I have to get done :P

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:39 am

I had that done about five or six years ago. It's nothing! You keep your feet elevated (higher than your heart), change the bandages twice a day, using that brown hospital-grade antiseptic, and Neosporin, and finally, IF YOU NEED TO GO ANYWHERE, USE OPEN-TOED SANDALS!

You ought to get a good line-up of movies prepped, because you'll be lying on your back on a couch or bed for the majority of your time, except when you have to use the facilities, eat, or something else comes up that can't be resolved from a reclined position (with or without the use of firearms).

Garylisk · Post by **Garylisk** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:09 pm

I had the surgery a couple days ago. It was easy and almost painless. now I just have to wash my toes every day twice a day. No biggie.

Hell, if anything, I'm in LESS pain now.

inanitydishamen · Post by **inanitydishamen** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:17 pm

Once I overdosed on a bag of doritos and mountain dew, I was in a coma for a day, thankfully the doctor knew how to wake someone up from an adverse reactionto chili powder.