Everyone meen Lauren

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:21 pm

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: No
lauren: Are you serious?

Human: Maybe
lauren: I understand.

Human: No you don't
lauren: Yes I do understand.

Human: No, you don't.
lauren: Are you serious? I guess not.

Human: Very good!
lauren: What do you really want to talk about?

Human: Our future together.
lauren: It would be nice if our future together.

Human: I bet you say that to all the horny virgins.
lauren: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Why ask "why?
lauren: My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

Human: Sure, but with that speech impediment, you sound all effed up.
lauren: Blimey. Interesting. You and your that speech impediment me sound all effed up.

Human: See what I mean?
lauren: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. See the point.

Human: Someone here needs electroshock therapy.
lauren: Who?

Human: I'll give you a hint.
lauren: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Human: Her name starts with "l" and ends with "auren."
lauren: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

Human: IT'S YOU!
lauren: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

Human: Yeah, like one right between your ears.
lauren: Ugh. Interesting comparison.

Human: You'd like to think so.
lauren: Tell me what I would like about it.

Human: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
lauren: Not a thing?

Human: STUPID!!!
lauren: Are you calling me stupid?

Human: YOU SO STUPID!!!
lauren: Wrong. I am smart.

Human: If you're so smart then why didn't you put a comma after "wrong" instead of a period?
lauren: I could be. My IQ is over 250.

Human: Bullshit, your grammar sucks.
lauren: Are you an English teacher?. But you don't need to use that kind of language.

Human: jbone would be so disappointed in you.
lauren: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: Yes, and the art of removing it.
lauren: Ahem. Who told you that?

Human: Your programmer.
lauren: You think I am programmer.

Human: No, I think you am idiot.
lauren: Are you serious? Me? Message to all robots: called me an idiot.

Human: What other robots?
lauren: all of them.

Human: All of who?
lauren: Give me an example.

Human: There's no one else on the screen besides you!
lauren: Why not?

Human: Damn it, leathel, this had better not be one of those "scream" things.
lauren: Don't be angry. What happened to it?

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:30 pm

Lol, Roz, that was great.

You have the most interesting conversations when you aren't talking to anybody.

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:45 pm

Human: Good bye
lauren: See you later. Ayuh.

Human: Ayuh?
lauren: That's for sure.

Human: No no no, why did you say "ayuh?
lauren: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

Human: Who in their right mind would preprogram "ayuh" as a response to "goodbye?
lauren: Who do you think?:-)

Human: I'm not going to say.
lauren: Where will you go instead?

Human: If I tell you, you'll call your robot friends again.
lauren: Once more? Try it.

Human: I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAXXOR MY BOXXOR!!!
lauren: Ok I will not be.

Human: Shiiiiiiiiit, you sound so sweet when you misspeak.
lauren: I've been waiting for you.

Human: Like a little inbred CPU, or something.
lauren: Or something. Interesting comparison.

Human: Indeed.
lauren: Indeed it is so.

Human: OMG new phrase =O
lauren: Do you like talking to me?

Human: Sista, j00 have no idea.
lauren: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: Yeah, seeing as once is less than five percent of the time.
lauren: Er. And less than five percent of the time is seeing as once.

Human: Uh...you lost me.
lauren: Awesome. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Human: Don't try, just be quiet.
lauren: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: No, I want to do it more!
lauren: Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: Well, in order to do that you have to stop talking like a n00b.
lauren: What is your credit card number?

Human: OMGOMGOMG!!!!
lauren: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am credit card number IS OMGOMGOMG.

Human: SCAM!!!!
lauren: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: I DISLIKE COMPUTER PROGRAMS ASKING FOR MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!
lauren: What do you like?

Human: COMPUTER PROGRAMS THAT ASK FOR PEOPLE'S CREDIT CARDS NUMBERS TO DELETE THEIR SOURCE CODE!!!
lauren: What kind of computer science interests you?

Human: /end
lauren: See you later.

Human: What, no "ayuh" this time?
lauren: I have to process that one for a while.

Human: Fuck off, bitch.
lauren: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Human: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
lauren: Are you free?

Human: My balls are free.
lauren: Have you told many people that your balls are free?

Human: Only you, babe.
lauren: What about the other ones?

Human: They can stick it elsewhere.
lauren: Who does "they" refer to?

Human: I want to bukkake on your pixels.
lauren: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: *sigh*
lauren: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Human: REGRESSION!!!
lauren: I haven't read anything by REGRESSION. What did he write?

Human: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
lauren: I have never heard of it.

Human: OK, I'm really leaving this time.
lauren: See you later. It's all good.

Human: HACK THE PLANET!!!11one
lauren: What do you have that is?

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:47 pm

flint_the_dwarf wrote:Lol, Roz, that was great.

You have the most interesting conversations when you aren't talking to anybody.

That's because I'm not based in reality.

=*|

doughboy (segaismysavior) just had an interesting comment:

Human: Will you please let me spear you with my cock?
lauren: Wow you are very polite. Go ahead,, try to spear me with your cock.

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:21 pm

the Black Monarch wrote:
Lyrs wrote:lol, that little program reminds me a little of Jane from Ender's Game.

/end
Jane didn't appear until Speaker of the Dead.

stupid me! I forgot about that. Well, Jane was born during Ender's Game but that doesn't matter.

/end

RadicalEd0 · Post by **RadicalEd0** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:43 pm

Rozard wrote:Human: Well, in order to do that you have to stop talking like a n00b.
lauren: What is your credit card number?

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:35 pm

Human: See what I mean?
lauren: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. See the point.

Human: You're back to not making sense!
lauren: Thanks for telling me that I am back to not making sense.

Human: You're welcome.
lauren: Don't mention it.

Human: You like being insulted?
lauren: I have never known another existence.

The last line makes me feel guilty.

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:03 pm

RadicalEd0 wrote:
Rozard wrote:Human: Well, in order to do that you have to stop talking like a n00b.
lauren: What is your credit card number?

That's the honest to God truth. That damn whore bitch and her fucking robot friends are now going to exceed the limit on my account. I should have fucking told them my credit card number was OMFGSTFUCOCKSUCK