Star Trek Next Generation - Sterile as Ever

TaranT · Post by **TaranT** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 4:02 am

The best review of "Nemesis" came from the guy who was snoring during the last ten minutes of the movie. I could hear him all the way across the theater. We all heard him. At first I thought someone should kick him in the head. But then I decided he probably had the right idea.

My review: eh, I've seen worse.

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Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 5:48 am

TaranT wrote:
Mr. Cranky wrote: When are they going to kill this idiotic series, cancel every show associated with it, and shackle the fans to radiators inside their houses (or trailer homes) so we never have to see them out in public again?

Oh boy, Commander Riker (Jonathan Frakes) and Commander Troi (Marina Sirtis) get married in this film, which could have otherwise been titled "My Big Fat Betazoid Wedding"....

Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the crew head to Romulus where a Reman, Shinzon (Tom Hardy), has taken over the government....Shinzon has a complex about not being as famous as Picard, so he's on a quest to make a name for himself. Coincidentally, William Shatner has developed the same complex.

As is typical with most "Star Trek" films, nothing makes much sense. I have these questions:

Isn't it a violation of the Prime Directive to take your dune buggy and go joy-riding on a pre-Warp planet?

In all their years of simulating space, haven't the producers learned anything about physics? Example: The Enterprise crashes into Shinzon's ship, leaving them stuck together in the middle of space. So, to get them unstuck, Shinzon backs up real slowly because apparently, the Enterprise is just going to rest there in the middle of space while Shinzon's ship pulls away from it. Now, what exactly is keeping the Enterprise frozen there?

Please, don't make any more of these.
http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/startreknemesis.html

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Lol ! this mr Cranky guy rocks!!!! This is the kind of movie Review I like.

Mr Oni

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 6:19 am

Well troy has been a porker from day one!!!

Mr Oni

UncleMilo · Post by **UncleMilo** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 6:56 pm

R-A-N-M-A wrote:Milo's friends eview stated all the faults in clear detail and it all made sense, infact I sugest he get a job as a critic, it was much better than that sensless dribble that comes out of the obese man and the ass kissing skinny replacement.

Thanks for the comment!

I just wanted to clear up that I wrote that review for my friends.

-Uncle Milo