The 4th Annual Miss Anime Universe Contest
- Ijexis
- Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:53 am
- Status: Compliant Model Basis 2.1
- Location: Unilateral Matrix 001
*Ijexis stops and stares*
Ijexis: I wonder if what's left of my sanity will stay intact after this competition...
Yoruichi: That's irrelevant, all that matters is that I win...and why is your nose bleeding?
Ijexis: Wha? *hurriedly wipes his nose* hehe, nothing, nothing.
*Yoruichi sighs and rolls her eyes*
Yoruichi: I do believe that is a beautiful tactic, however...hm... Soi Fon!
*A figure immediately appears behind Yoruichi*
Soi Fon: Yes, Yoruichi-sama?
Yoruichi: We shall make sexy lesbian poses to win over Sakaki!
Soi Fon and Ijexis: What?!
Yoruichi: You heard me. Make the most seductive pose you can. We must win at all costs!
*Soi Fon blushes and turns away mumbling to herself. Yoruichi comes up behind her and starts to put her arms around her neck. Startled, Soi Fon jumps away from her touch*
Yoruichi: Aw, Soi Fon, you're such a party pooper.
Soi Fon: It's not that...it's just...
Yoruichi: Just what?
Soi Fon: It's just...just that...I've been waiting for this day for such a long time!
*Immediately Soi Fon leaps up and wraps her arms around Yoruichi*
Yoruichi: hehe, that's more like it! Now, victory is ours!
Ijexis:...
Ijexis: I wonder if what's left of my sanity will stay intact after this competition...
Yoruichi: That's irrelevant, all that matters is that I win...and why is your nose bleeding?
Ijexis: Wha? *hurriedly wipes his nose* hehe, nothing, nothing.
*Yoruichi sighs and rolls her eyes*
Yoruichi: I do believe that is a beautiful tactic, however...hm... Soi Fon!
*A figure immediately appears behind Yoruichi*
Soi Fon: Yes, Yoruichi-sama?
Yoruichi: We shall make sexy lesbian poses to win over Sakaki!
Soi Fon and Ijexis: What?!
Yoruichi: You heard me. Make the most seductive pose you can. We must win at all costs!
*Soi Fon blushes and turns away mumbling to herself. Yoruichi comes up behind her and starts to put her arms around her neck. Startled, Soi Fon jumps away from her touch*
Yoruichi: Aw, Soi Fon, you're such a party pooper.
Soi Fon: It's not that...it's just...
Yoruichi: Just what?
Soi Fon: It's just...just that...I've been waiting for this day for such a long time!
*Immediately Soi Fon leaps up and wraps her arms around Yoruichi*
Yoruichi: hehe, that's more like it! Now, victory is ours!
Ijexis:...
- Immorrel
- Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 4:11 am
- Status: Mad Lib by association
- Location: Here and There (KS currently)
Immorrel: *mixes up a drink and hands it to Yoko* I hope you know how much those remotes cost. It's a major pain in the ass to replace those. *Looks around at all the yuriness that is going on* While I agree that yuri does has a certain appeal, I was always a fan of hot springs myself. Now on that note... *snaps his fingers*
*A hot spring randomly appears behind the bar, and in it are Louise, Siesta, Kirche and Tabitha*
Louise: What do you think you're doing?
Immorrel: Appealing to some of the baser motivations of our voters, what does it look like?
*Louise flushes in anger and grabs a nearby rock*
Louise: I'll show you baser motivations *throws it at Immorrel*
Immorrel: *catches the rock* I think I skip the abuse this time, thank you.
Louise: *grabs her wand* That's what you think. *the bar explodes*
*A hot spring randomly appears behind the bar, and in it are Louise, Siesta, Kirche and Tabitha*
Louise: What do you think you're doing?
Immorrel: Appealing to some of the baser motivations of our voters, what does it look like?
*Louise flushes in anger and grabs a nearby rock*
Louise: I'll show you baser motivations *throws it at Immorrel*
Immorrel: *catches the rock* I think I skip the abuse this time, thank you.
Louise: *grabs her wand* That's what you think. *the bar explodes*
- Ijexis
- Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:53 am
- Status: Compliant Model Basis 2.1
- Location: Unilateral Matrix 001
*Yoruichi giggles*
Yoruichi: Would you look at that Soi Fon, that Louise girl is flatter than you.
Soi Fon: Yoruichi-sama, I think that was uncalled for...
Yoruichi: But look at her, how does she expect to compete with me?
Louise: What did you say? I heard that!
*Louise hurriedly points her wand at Yoruichi but Yoruichi disappears before anything can be done. A second later, a shadow looms over the hotspring. It's Yoruichi holding Tifa and Sakaki in her arms. With an evil smirk she lets them go. The two land on top of everyone in the hot spring causing water to splash everywhere.*
Ijexis: I honestly think that was a bit much.
Yoruichi: Yea, you're right...that Louise girl couldn't have been much of a cushion now could she?
Yoruichi: Would you look at that Soi Fon, that Louise girl is flatter than you.
Soi Fon: Yoruichi-sama, I think that was uncalled for...
Yoruichi: But look at her, how does she expect to compete with me?
Louise: What did you say? I heard that!
*Louise hurriedly points her wand at Yoruichi but Yoruichi disappears before anything can be done. A second later, a shadow looms over the hotspring. It's Yoruichi holding Tifa and Sakaki in her arms. With an evil smirk she lets them go. The two land on top of everyone in the hot spring causing water to splash everywhere.*
Ijexis: I honestly think that was a bit much.
Yoruichi: Yea, you're right...that Louise girl couldn't have been much of a cushion now could she?
- Ruby-Eye
- Joined: Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:28 pm
- Location: Germany
I want to remind you of a certain rule.....
I say they are all disqualified, right megaman917?! Ok I´m only joking, but still....
Besides Fate doesen`t need something as cheap as Shoujo-ai pictures of her to get votes...
megaman917 wrote:c) The picture must be of them and only them. Multiple character pics are not allowed.
I say they are all disqualified, right megaman917?! Ok I´m only joking, but still....
Besides Fate doesen`t need something as cheap as Shoujo-ai pictures of her to get votes...
- Vivaldi
- Polemic Apologist
- Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:39 am
- Location: Petting mah cat..
*Vivaldi, shielding posters from water* Hey Yoko, I found them!
Yoko: Great, Let's go ahead and post them.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd12 ... l/Yoko.png
Yoko: Great, Let's go ahead and post them.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd12 ... l/Yoko.png
- megaman917
- Joined: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:17 pm
- Status: Psychotic, but Sociable
- Location: Brooklyn, NY
- Contact:
Megaman: Y'all done blew up my bar! I'll get mad about that later.Ruby-Eye wrote:I want to remind you of a certain rule.....megaman917 wrote:c) The picture must be of them and only them. Multiple character pics are not allowed.
I say they are all disqualified, right megaman917?! Ok I´m only joking, but still....
Besides Fate doesen`t need something as cheap as Shoujo-ai pictures of her to get votes...
Megaman: Seeing that everyone is only campaigning for votes after their initial entries, I'll let it go this time.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- Immorrel
- Joined: Fri May 23, 2003 4:11 am
- Status: Mad Lib by association
- Location: Here and There (KS currently)
Immorrel: *walking up from the other side of the arena* I'm getting a lot better at dodging those. As for your bar, I broke it (sort of) so I'll fix it.
*Immorrel pulls out another remote and pushes the green button this time. A helicopter flies in with a tiki hut suspended under it. The helicopter sets the hut where the bar was Immorrel walks in and starts setting up the new bar*
Immorrel: Not quite the same, but it still serves decent alcohol. Pity that I couldn't just move the stadium to the beach where this thing is normally. Oh well, you can't have everything I guess.
*Immorrel pulls out another remote and pushes the green button this time. A helicopter flies in with a tiki hut suspended under it. The helicopter sets the hut where the bar was Immorrel walks in and starts setting up the new bar*
Immorrel: Not quite the same, but it still serves decent alcohol. Pity that I couldn't just move the stadium to the beach where this thing is normally. Oh well, you can't have everything I guess.
- b00omshakalaka
- Joined: Mon May 23, 2005 6:36 pm
- Location: Queens,NY Gender:Female
- Contact:
Tifa: This is excruciatingly boring. I'm starting to wonder again why i even joined this contest to begin with.
*gets comfortable, eating her favorite bag of chips while thinking of her special someone, not aware of anyone around her*
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*gets comfortable, eating her favorite bag of chips while thinking of her special someone, not aware of anyone around her*
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- L.Fist
- Joined: Thu May 20, 2004 8:59 am
- Status: EXCITED!
- Location: New York
*Kagura, after just having a few drinks with Immorrel and the others, goes back to L.Fist, who is currently out of it and almost completely burnt. She leans her head on his chest to see if he's still alive. Luckily she heard a heartbeat, then let out a tear or two*
Kagura: Dammit! I didn't want it to go this far. CAN SOMEONE GETS SOME "WAKE UP JUICE" OVER HERE?
Kagura: Dammit! I didn't want it to go this far. CAN SOMEONE GETS SOME "WAKE UP JUICE" OVER HERE?
- The Origonal Head Hunter
- The Propheteer
- Joined: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:21 am
- Status: Hooked on a Feeling
- Location: State of Denial
Hunter: They're all wasting their energy too early... *starts to refill his glass, but the bottle is destroyed along with the rest of the bar before anything comes out*
*everyone goes still* *Hunter pulls out a machinegun and hands it to Faye, then pulls out a shotgun and pumps it as three floating TVs with mounted guns appear behind him*
Hunter: Who destroyed that bottle!? *everyone points at everyone else* In that case... *he, Faye and the TVs all start to unload on the crowd* JIHAAAD!!!
*everyone goes still* *Hunter pulls out a machinegun and hands it to Faye, then pulls out a shotgun and pumps it as three floating TVs with mounted guns appear behind him*
Hunter: Who destroyed that bottle!? *everyone points at everyone else* In that case... *he, Faye and the TVs all start to unload on the crowd* JIHAAAD!!!