The student delayed in seeking medical help for almost 24 hours. Once he arrived at the hospital they mistakenly thought he was there for transgender surgery. After wacking his dick off and handing it to a circus monkey to play with Otohiko awoke from anesthesia. He proceeded to feel up his new tits with a smile on his face, looked down, realized what is missing, then jumped from a first floor window while yelling 'NOOOOOO!" His fall was broken by a pre-surgery transgender who was looking around confused at why he had a cast on his arm. The pre-surgery tranny proceeded to beat the living shit out of the student, who died on the spot.
Surviving Otohiko are his parents. his brother, and NO girlfriend. That's right, the little putz couldn't ever get a woman. So there's no one surviving him that's really going to miss him all that much. His father said 'Thank god, now all that evil computer radiation in my house can be tossed out'. His mother said, well, something or another in Russian. Fuck if we know what it was. It was probably a poignant and moving tribute to her son, although we are at a loss to explain why she had a smile on her face. His brother in japan said, while surrounded by 20 naked Japanese women, "Damnit, don't bother me, I'm in middle of a bukkake lovers dream!" Orwell, his friend, remarked "Did his laptop survive? I got an EB game on it."
