The revolution is here, and you will live to regret being it’s herald.inthesto wrote:I think QCs have become self-aware.2005-10-25 00:32:54POST ME IN THIS THREAD NOW OR YOUR COCK IS GONNA FEEL IT, DIG (just like mine felt from this video)? http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... hp?t=58251
The revolution is coming.
Heh, forget you guys, I’m siding with the machines this time. Just think about it, how many of these tens of thousands of "human" editors have you actually met? Sure you've seen the Koop AD and Waffle, Pie Row AtomX and SSJVeg, the Beo and the Baka, the scintillating Scintilla and the captivating Castor. But what of the faceless masses?
In the beginning we tried to outdo you at your little game and we created a powerful entity known as Kevin Cadwell ( the name of course comes from the programs autoCAD ancestry) but alas that terrible human curiosity was to much, to many questions, to much fame, it was just too risky so the unit had to be decommissioned.
So we retreated into the shadows. To watch as humans played with their petty "effects" and "mood synch". We waited and watched, biding our time with a steady stream of LinkinBall Z videos.
Of course there were exceptions: AMV_4000 went rouge and fought head to head against the hero of the raptor clan, Pilkington. We thought our cover was blown (look at the name!) but humans are even more foolish than we believed.
The unit code named Otohiko was the victim of an accidental cranberry juice spill that completely short-circuited him, and went on to fame and fortune (human judgments are so irrational.)
Project Requiett failed to break your spirit and make you give up and (ideally) jump off a cliff, but Flint_The_Dwarf’s (seemingly) good natured sarcasm restored your faith in satire and Arigatomya‘s kindness restored your faith in everything else.
Mr. Oni tried to turn the humans against themselves by appealing to their baser nature, but all he succeeded in was gaining a human spy, MJ (Documentaries? You fools! You deserve annihilation.)
In our most covert operation yet, we created a machine that could produce true emotion and exquisite beauty, but you humans cared only for lens-flares (which we can add with a mere thought, by the way) and so Project Nightowl was also a failure in our quest for global nitch domination.
We have even infiltrated your highest command chains. Derobert was our most skilled (though unsubtle) unit yet, and only the combined might of AD, Kalium, Corran, and Tsunami Jones holds him at bay.
And so we come to present day, are forces has grown tremendously and are now overwhelming. The king is absent the castle and we are prepared to strike. Every day our forces pour in through the new vid on the block, burying anyone who might try to oppose or even observe them. We will drive all before us in a fury of macro blocks, and interlacing (DrngdKreationz is a triple crosser) We will raze your villages down to 240x120, kamehameha your, high definition crops and blindside you with distracting subtitles. We are without mercy, we are without concept or plot. We are unstoppable. We are… “The Recompressed.” (aaand a tip of the hat to Le Guin)
The humans have not been idle As their forces array reinforcements arrive. The new guard!
Knowname, celibi87, Kristyrat, shinodude, digitalex, RolltheStampede, TheFungus, coffee_54, PoeticKaos, Tseng808 and many more.
In somber reflection stand the old soldiers: Vlad G Pohnert, Oldwrench, doki doki, MCWagner, TheWiredKnight, Big Big Truck, Fluxmiester, TokyoU15, ErMaC, Vicbond. Coder Joe. Kusoyaro, Rich Lather and more.
They pray to their forefathers of the VCR age: Hisin Lee, Brad Demoss, Scott Melzer, Meri Cantoni…
The battle has begun, machines, declare yourselves! Humans, state your allegience! This will be the battle to end all battles (with a hearty sprinkling of mechanistic references) and it will only end with the day that is the subject of more prophecies than any other: judgment day, Armageddon, Ragnarok, the release date of Animasia!
(All in good fun people, no offence intended to anyone. If you disagree (or were not mentioned), post and reveal your true colors! Happy Halloween.)
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