- Member: Mr Pilkington
- Studio: Mr. Pilkington Studios
- Title: Mike Tyson for President
- Premiered: 2005-02-28
- Chris Rock Mike Tyson for President
- Comments: I usually don't get politically involved, but this once I feel passionate that my candidate is just mediocre enough to make a few changes in this country. He's brave, proud, proactive and above all he's honest... sometimes a little too. So please take a few moments and consider this candidate and all that he could do for our country; lend him your ear for a few brief words. And thank you for your consideration.