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• Member: Undertow
• Studio: GroundUp Productions
• Title: Spicy McWolfwood Jig
• Premiered: 2004-02-06
• Categories:
  • Comedy
  • Character Profile
  • Fun
• Songs:
  • Dropkick Murphys The Spicy McHaggis Jig
  • stormtroopers of death Diamonds and Rust
  • stormtroopers of death The Ballad of Micheal H.
• Anime:
  • Trigun
• Comments: This is a video about Nicholas D. Wolfwood from trigun
  It contains a few spoilers for the ones that didn't see the show
  it is a funny song about a scottisch guy that hangs around bars and picks up girls who weigh about 400 pounds.
  
  Since the Lyrics are kinda hard to hear, here they are:
  
  I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
  a tale you'd best hope never happens to you
  old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate
  you I can save, but for him it's too late
  
  Spicy was big, burly and strong
  his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
  from city to city running around
  looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
  
  One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
  big as a house, just the right size
  the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
  spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
  the piper delivered his best pick-up line
  thought to himself: "this beast is all mine"
  the portly young lady could stand for no more
  grabbed his cojones and went for the door
  
  They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
  Spicy was in for one hell of a night
  he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
  "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
  
  By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
  neither had looks or appropriate size
  he came to his sense, thought to himself,
  "At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
  he took off his shirt,she lifted her skirt
  they pulled out his unit and stared to play
  she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
  had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
  
  Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
  Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
  
  I don't know what you lot are talking about
  and who drank all my beer?