- Member: Copycat_Revolver
- Studio: Corndog Vidvids
- Title: Not Available in Stores
- Premiered: 2010-12-31
- DJ Steve Porter Rap Chop remix
Listen friend, have I got a deal for you. These days, every five-and-dime and Apothecary is stocking these new fangled 'animated musical moving pictures' we keep hearing about. All over the place; absolutely pouring out of the woodwork, like bad decisions out of our dear President Hoover. And sure you might drop a few "bandywith dollars" and fetch yourself an entire satchel of those precious little bits of flash. But you and I both know that the quality of those "video works" is more lacking than the belly of a starving pig. Good ol' American ingenuity is failing us, because we lack a true commitment to quality. There's not enough hours left in the day after we've finished listening to our radio dramas for us to trot on down to the Adobe hut in our backyards and fashion a quality "video" from scratch that meets today stringent durability standards. And that's no one's fault but our own. So what's the solution then?
Well, foreign imports might just be the answer in this rare case. Now I know what you're thinking already. We all know the French water down their "animuvids" with saltwater and growth hormones. And the Russians, well, let's just say that no one should support any country whose primary export is punch drunk gnomes. And Canada? Why we all know Canada is just a myth started by those filthy spies from the South Americas. So what does that leave? Why Germany of course! You know the Germans make quality products. And with just a few easy payments of 17.95 in DockelMarks, you two can be the owner of your very own monument to German ingenuity. Order now and receive your very own hat polisher.